Dru Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Do you take in the back country? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 French-style: Right thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 You forgot baby wipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 plus...i you are on an extended trip, you wont have a shit load of...well shit...and paper to cart home with you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... That's actually not very desirable if you have hemmorhoids (counter-intuitive, I know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 a nice smooth rock or better yet, your partners balaclava are both favorites, oops since dru started this thread, favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 All you need is one square per wipe. Fold square in half and then in half again. Find solid corner and cut out a tiny bit of corner very carefully. SAVE THIS CORNER ITS VERY IMORTANT IN THE WIPE PROCESS. Unfold the folds and put finger of choice thru hole created by the corner removal. Run finger thru butt to cleanse yourself. Now fold the paper around finger to remove shit. Finally take the corner that you saved and use it to clean under your finger nail and around cuticle.Alpine lite and not enough paper to worry about in the bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Moss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 have your mutt lick your ass hole clean, then give it a big french kiss right timmy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBay Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 You forgot posion ivy/oak leaves. check it, three years back while climbing along Potash Road (Moab) a friend, who shall remain nameless, decided to squat in a nearby bushy slot canyon, no need for ass-wipe he said, there's plenty of broad leaf plants and shrubs. he underwent one of those thirty-plus-wipe shits using the wrong leaves and ended up in the local clinic for three days spreadin' it in a stir-up chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 wipe it with your gerbil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Never tried that trask.Seems like it would take too long on account of the dog sniffin first.I did rub a sardine on my crack one time when I ran out of T.P. Fuckin little pussy licked it dry.But dood to suggest I would kiss afterwords is just fuckin sick!Especialy since my dog is male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 E-rock said: Fence_Sitter said: sno-ball is the only way to fly in teh B.C. has a nice cooling sensation... That's actually not very desirable if you have hemmorhoids (counter-intuitive, I know) i'm not 80...so i dont have hemmeroids...see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Pinecone! Leaves a clean fresh smell after! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A7U Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 you vile, demented freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klar404 Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 ChrisT said: You forgot baby wipes I love getting the little bears DIRTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 them little fucking handywipes from the kentucky fried chicken. gets yer sack and taint shower fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Taint nothin but a thang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 and after 2 years, snowball is by far in the lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I hear Chuck Norris uses sandpaper. And likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 How about dragging your ass along the ground like a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Ew. That makes me think of all the places in my house that my dog's naked butthole has touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 Ew. That makes me think of all the places on my body that my dog's naked butthole has touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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