erik Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 no climbing here guys, but a real chance to get some spray in on me. god save my soul and all that follow!!! okay enough with the god stuff. so i have some real lack of skills in a couple different departments. well first of all i cannot climb to save my life, but that is another issue. i gots myself a date and have not dated in quite awhile, due to the fact that i had myself a lady. my real problem is what do i do?? i can plan climbing trips, drink beer till hikerwa's lady comes home and party with the bro's. so how do i really show a lady a good entertaing evening without reverting to my usual routine??? give me some ideas, and by the way it is tonite. p.s. i do not need to hear about sexual fantasies or acts as i already have a bag of trix and this is the first date. so i will be leaving it at home. [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: erik ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 First of all dont tell her you got a snoop dogg autosig. Then just act yerself and if she dont like it then she will not be worth it. If your just tryin to get laid then lie your ass off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Erik, You see, since we (you and I) are poor, creativity is key. Creative dates require a woman who's not afraid of a little uncertainty and isn't reserved or shy...if she's a wallflower you might be better off going with the standard fare crap... First dates are awkward as hell unless you've known each other a long time anyway, so your looking for something that will allow you both to let your guard down a little, laugh, and focus on something other than how nervous you both feel about the date. If she puffs, your job just became REAL easy. While these may be standard fare, they aren't the dinner and a movie crap and fairly cheap: Bowling: Plenty of laughs to be had, you've got a focus, cheap beer readily available, you can bond by busting on the "real" bowlers A play, comedy, or other live performance: Women somehow love even bad plays, gets you out of the standard fare boat, provides a focus, can be pricey though and maybe a problem to find something this late. Soemthing with a holiday theme will get you bonus points. Caroling, buying toys for needy kids, making/drinking eggnog, making ornanments: Again, the holiday theme shit wins you bonus. One of the coolest dates I had was going to a huge toy store to buy a couple of gifts, one for my niece and one for the "toys for tots" needy kids thing and then geeting loaded on eggnog. This will win you HUGE points...if you're at all interested in kids she might as well drop trou right there. Plus, roaming around the toy store is fun, reminiscing about the toys you had as a kid, etc. Caroling is a risky deal though, she's gotta be inclined toward that stuff and you need to have a good voice and be able to harmonize in key. Or, you could do what I do. Go see some live music, rip bong loads before hand, get jiggy wid it, go puff some bowls, hang out...if she's not down with that wer're not going to work out anyway so might as well find out early, I'm getting too old to be wasting time on a mismatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Remember to ask her about herself, interests, etc. and you'll score big points. Oh yeah, make sure you listen to what she says too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 No Shit Will! My first dates (although I'm engaged now) usually consisted of much drinking, some shitty band at a shitty club (this will give you something to talk about) and the ever popular after hours private party at my house...(read: horizontal mambo.) while listening to 80's techno.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 ask her to go to the gym with you and work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieE Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 I was wondering how long it would take for the touchy-feely chick to pop-off. Depending on the girl, maybe start off with a movie and check out some of Christmas lights in the different neighborhoods in the area. There's that trailer park up by Enchanted Village that always puts on a good show. Go to Zoolights, take her to the zoo, catch an Imax movie at the Science Center, "help" her with her Christmas shopping (last resort). Or you could invite her into the CC.com chat room and let Cavey have his way with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 thats pretty harsh eddie, i can't debate you but........since i have plead the 5th. thanks for the good ideas! it makes this old worn out brain churn with ideas, now i just need to borrow a car and twenty bucks....anyone!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallstein Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Bizzerik, We better be going climbing on Sunday! Don't pull non of that "I got a girlfriend" shit on me. The "I got a job" thing is understandable because it isn't a choice but you choose the chick. [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Wallstein ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 mazike, harsh tokes dude, you know i am up for it, i can't wait f.s.u. beyaaatch!! and i am head to bham on sat fer da throw down anyways!!!! skiing baker and the snowboard bunnies~~~~!!!! hey man you wanna play some frisbee p.s. avydawg i need the registration papers for my hacky sack!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payaso Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 First date this time of year would definately be great for an ice climb of Chair Peak NE Buttress. Actually any movie with Julia Roberts will do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Ok, so ehhmic weighed in. C'mon ladies help poor Fleadog out here. Anne? Carolyn? Holly? lurking female types out there...surely you've gotta think it's sweet...he cares, he REALLY cares! Trying to put some effort into making a good date, now that's sweet...awwwwww so hook him up with the lowdown, don't leave him out there with just ideas from a punter like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 quote: Originally posted by payaso: First date this time of year would definately be great for an ice climb of Chair Peak NE Buttress. Actually any movie with Julia Roberts will do the trick. or you hitting on me?? i'll climb chair with you, but you gotta buy me dinner and some flowers first. and i just saw there is some movie out now with homegirl in it. and i haven't dated a climber chick, cause i am scared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 quote: Originally posted by erik: and i haven't dated a climber chick, cause i am scared! im scared not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epb Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 This thread is absolutely amazing. Dude is coming on to the cc board, apparently serious, looking from dating tips...casuse all he knows for a good time is climbing and being a drunkard. Sounds like you allready are living the good live man , don't ruining it with a girlfriend. Oh yeah, Best part is he is getting serious answers! No spray? I'm dissapointed. BTW. Dates are for suckers. If they don't pull their panties down at the bar, then your inevitablly going to be wasting your time. Rather go sPend 15 mins on the net porning, and then hed out for a full day of climbing. You'll be much happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epb Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Dating a "climber chick" ok....but dating a girl who is interested in climbing. Big mistake. I learned that the hard way. I dated a "climber chick" who really turned out to be the latter...a chcik interested in climbing. After spending a day rigging top ropes on 5.4's instead of being out climbing real walls, made me clearly recognize the mistake I had made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Its all about having a sweet pick-up line.this is one that works on drunk college girls:"wanna get a pizza and fuck?" what lines work for you guys. or better yet, what lines have you blokes attempted. good luck on the date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 I like caveman's advice but for a specific suggestion, grab a bottle of red wine, your candle lantern, get a couple scale burgers on the way out to Paradise (your comfort zone) and have an ice cave picnic, while asking her about her hobbies, family, job, future plans etc. She probaby won't ever forget it and if she doesent like it, you can always strap on your boards.... You seem like you could handle it on your own anyway erik, youre a smart guy despite your spalin rpolem. Or you can go to a movie for $20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 quote: Originally posted by ehmmic: Remember to ask her about herself, interests, etc. and you'll score big points. Oh yeah, make sure you listen to what she says too. Just don't take along your notebook and write it down, cause you arent gonna get points for that level of detail. In fact she might get pissed at you recording evidence to the contrary if she decides or is planning to change her story later on. DONT take vegetarians to a BBQ house for dinner and dont take new age hippie chicks to see action movies. DO open doors and suchlike for them, even the ones that say they don't like it, will be pleased you made the effort, the first few times you do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 get a haircut Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Go and get some snake tatoosh on your forehead at lunch. Then a bunch of lip, nose and eyebrow rings at lunch today. SHe'll dig it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWallBigBallsRocky Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Take a bunch of pictures of your vasectomy ooperation and show her them while waiting for dinner to arrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtnrgr Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Why no help from the women? I would try to help, but I've been informed by all of my friends that "I'm completely hopless to find a girl, until I give up this climbing stuff." And don't try to tell her your life goal of being a climbing bum, living out of your truck. That one did not go over to well with the last girl I dated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 quote: Originally posted by mtnrgr: Why no help from the women? Are you insinuating ehmmic is a guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtnrgr Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 sorry ehmmic., but for all the previous "who needs girls, have climbing" attitude. I overlooked your insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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