gapertimmy Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 5: People that print sensless shit, and every piece of email 4: When I go to take a shit in my favorite stall, some jack ass is already in it 3: Outside phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell me refurbished printer cartridges so people from my #5 reason can print more sensless shit 2: Internal Phone Calls, I don't pick up my phone, and no voicemail is left... why the FUCK did you call me if it wasn't important enough to leave a voicemail and #1 When I don't answer the internal phone call, my cell phone rings immediately after, Of course I don't pick it up because i'm already pissed off from #2, and then they don't leave a message on the cell phone i think i'm going to go play in the snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Better make sure you got a cover page on your TPS reports too or the man will have your balls!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 make sure to twist a lemongrass up......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 ummmmmm, whats work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 forgot, a tie with number one: Random Drug Tests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 5. having to work 4. going to work 3. being at work 2. working at work 1. work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 E, i think #4 should read sitting in traffic while going to work, that is absolutely the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 erik said: 5. having to work 4. going to work 3. being at work 2. working at work 1. work how boot... 5.W 4.O 3.R 4.K 5.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptimmy Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 5.Not enough money to go play 4.Not enough money to buy new gear 3.Wasted trips to union hall 2.Sitting here reading about people complaining about work 1.Hearing my x wife bitch at me for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 toptimmy said: 5.Not enough money to go play 4.Not enough money to buy new gear 3.Wasted trips to union hall 2.Sitting here reading about people complaining about work 1.Hearing my x wife bitch at me for money. Your word for the day is J-O-B. You're not gunna have to worry about biting the dog, you gotta worry about the dog bighting YOUR ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 fucking bored. interesting link pleeze?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Mr._Natural said: fucking bored. interesting link pleeze?!?!?!? waste away the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 thanks E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 erik said: Mr._Natural said: fucking bored. interesting link pleeze?!?!?!? waste away the day The Google search for "french military victories" (under the "MORE" section near the bottom of the page) is especially funny. Follow through with the obvious secondary search for more laffs. ...sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 5. Getting a "goood moorning" from co-workers you have no respect for. 4. Having meetings at the end of the work day(I was on salary)and having it run an hour over the normal work day. 3. Working with a nark. 2. Having a lying piece of shit for a your CEO.(say one thing to you and another to someone else, and when confronted tell you that you misunderstood the SOB) 1. Working with someone that takes the 'atta boy' but contributes nill to the projects outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 sisu_suomi said: 5. Getting a "goood moorning" from co-workers you have no respect for. 4. Having meetings at the end of the work day(I was on salary)and having it run an hour over the normal work day. 3. Working with a nark. 2. Having a lying piece of shit for a your CEO.(say one thing to you and another to someone else, and when confronted tell you that you misunderstood the SOB) 1. Working with someone that takes the 'atta boy' but contributes nill to the projects outcome. Sisu, better make sure you wrote that, or ScottPissHead will call ya on it. The little pussy pissant is the hall monitor. Wish we were still in school, I'd stuff his fucking fat head in the urinal and flush it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 trask said: sisu_suomi said: 5. Getting a "goood moorning" from co-workers you have no respect for. 4. Having meetings at the end of the work day(I was on salary)and having it run an hour over the normal work day. 3. Working with a nark. 2. Having a lying piece of shit for a your CEO.(say one thing to you and another to someone else, and when confronted tell you that you misunderstood the SOB) 1. Working with someone that takes the 'atta boy' but contributes nill to the projects outcome. Sisu, better make sure you wrote that, or ScottPissHead will call ya on it. The little pussy pissant is the hall monitor. Wish we were still in school, I'd stuff his fucking fat head in the urinal and flush it. Why stop at the urinal...let go to the dumpster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 All that stuff sucks, but I could deal with it right now because I need the money. Employment is better than the alternative, once the money runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 catbirdseat said: All that stuff sucks, but I could deal with it right now because I need the money. Employment is better than the alternative, once the money runs out. you STILL haven't found a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 I've got a temporary consulting thing lined up with my former employer starting next week. It should last about a month. Hopefully, the economy will get turned around by the time that runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Been retired for a year and a half - no job, no headache! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 gapertimmy said: forgot, a tie with number one: Random Drug Tests Ha Ha My manager keeps tellin' me that, but I think its only because he knows I smoke... I never signed anything that stated that under company requirements... but he still threattens me with it anyways... stress sucks in the work place... everything else I can't complain about, but when I'm rush with ten million things to do and some asshole lays another project on my desk... ... don't they know they're interupting my spray... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 This downturn has been a wake up call for me. What a naive bastard I was to think that working for a corporation is a mutual relationship built upon trust. Screwing over employees at every opportunity when the economy is shit in the name of saving the company is bullshit. When times are cushy, they'll say anything to get you on board. Now that times are shit, you can see what the snide lying weasels are really like. I have this short skinny fucker for a CEO from India. He treats everyone like shit, disrespects everyone with his flippant comments, listens to no-one, and thinks women are worthless. This attitude seems to be permeating throughout the firm now to the point where I trust absolutely no-one. Coming in everyday to this shite is a disgusting experience. Thank god I'll soon have my green card and can get the fuck away from his filthy shite pile of a firm. I hope the company goes down the fucking tubes taking his arrogant arse and depositing it in the gutter where it belongs. The worst part is listening to all these liars lying to your face knowing that they know you know they are lying and thinking that if this were in the streets or in the pub, you'd fucking knock them out with the biggest fucking Glasgow kiss you ever delivered. Thankfully though, there's sex, beer, and sports to get you through these shitty times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 You mean they don't give you a plad card... Uh... and to think I this time gone by.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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