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Overheard on the way to Certain Doom


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From the top looking down:

 

"I think those snow fields connect."

 

 

From Russian partner:

 

"We will complete this climb."

 

 

To cab driver in Saudi Arabia:

 

"Can you get me to the airport in 2 hrs?"

 

Cab driver looks grim but nods yes, get in car and realize we are going in wrong direction, arrive small hut and cabbie gets out and hugs several women and children then we start for airport; realize he was saying goodbye to family in case never see them again

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While getting geared up for Outer Space, from way above, in a cracking, terrified voice-

 

TAAaaaake, for the love-a-GOD TAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

 

This was a few minutes before I said- Did you just piss right there on that tree?

 

Yeah, why not?

 

Couple minutes later the goat shows up and drives us off the ledge.

 

THATS WHY, You friggin' idgit!! moon.gif

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iain said:

lenticular shmenticular

 

I shit you not, once I was admiring a museum photo of one of those clouds and there was a guy telling his g/f that the cloud meant good weather. Mde me think of the Darwin Awards.

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erik said:

'i am short, so i am feeling inadequete today'

 

 

I'm not gonna even take the bait!!!!!!! I've got to get back to my computer models...they are feeling neglected rolleyes.gif...SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT! moon.gifwave.gifwazzup.gif

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pilot: "No worries, I bust the MEA on this approach all the time"

 

"Sure the clouds at minimums, but we can get out of here in time"

 

"It's the controller's JOB to keep the airliners separated from us"

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