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12 Reasons why Bush should be Iraq's nextPresident


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I thought this was humorous, no matter what your political stance is.....

 

my transcription of the NPR audio file found here: web page

(skip up to 1:10 to get to the good stuff right away if you're impatient)

 

A Dozen Good Reasons why President Bush would feel at home as Iraq's next leader:

 

1 lots of guns...lots

2 plenty of oil in need of drilling

3 climate similar to Texas

4 many Iraqi people also speak English with an accent

5 changed name from Mesopotamia to the easier to pronounce Iraq

6 Unmarried daughters have to live at home to stay out of trouble

7 no problem defying international treaties

8 No Alcohol

9 No term limits

10 No annoying campaign finance rules

11 people will love faith base initiatives

12 Capital punishement, and then some

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