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What do we think about having gerbils on the trail? Paper towel tube or no paper towel tube? Duct tape or no duct tape?

 

(just stirring the pot; spray-suit is on ) grin.gif

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based on my conversations with medical doctors who have treated patients with your particular fetish, I recommend that you clip off their toenails and pull their teeth with needlenose pliers before you send em in for their final mission.

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yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif

 

Now that's what I was after, a little banter that won't hurt anyone's feelings. Thanks, I needed the lift this a.m.

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why take a gerbil with you when you can catch a wild snaf.gif

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Well, I'll be the wet blanket. Here's an excerpt from Snopes.com

 

Origins: Contrary to widespread public belief, "gerbil-stuffing" is unknown as an actual sexual practice, nor has a verified medical case of a gerbil (or other rodent) having been extracted from a patient's rectum ever been reported. (Despite the assiduousness with which doctors record unusual items removed from patients' rectums in order to write them up as illustrative cases , a medical journal article involving a gerbil removal has yet to surface.) The notion of gerbilling (not necessarily restricted to homosexuals -- the insertion of items into the rectum for purposes of autoeroticism is practiced by heterosexuals as well) appears to be pure invention, a tale fabricated to demonstrate the depravity with which "faggots" allegedly pursue sexual pleasure.

 

If you would like more, including links to hilarious stories of real things stuffed where the sun don't shine, go here and run a search on gerbils.

 

 

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Off_White said:

If you would like more, including links to hilarious stories of real things stuffed where the sun don't shine, go here and run a search on gerbils.

 

Two related sites are Randy Cassingham's "This is True" and "The True Stella Awards", for those of you who like REAL urban legends.

 

this is true and True Stella Awards

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from web page:

"As for live or recently deceased fauna, rumors of gerbil (and mouse or hanster) stuffing have been circulating since about 1982, and I know of at least one case, in 1984, when a Denver weekly printed a confirmed report of a gerbilectomy in a local emergency room. Unfortunately, such cases have been slow in making their way into the formal literature of medicine."

 

and just for fun:

http://www.d-zyn.com/gresmedical/

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Off_White said:

Well, I'll be the wet blanket. Here's an excerpt from Snopes.com

 

Origins: Contrary to widespread public belief, "gerbil-stuffing" is unknown as an actual sexual practice, nor has a verified medical case of a gerbil (or other rodent) having been extracted from a patient's rectum ever been reported. (Despite the assiduousness with which doctors record unusual items removed from patients' rectums in order to write them up as illustrative cases , a medical journal article involving a gerbil removal has yet to surface.) The notion of gerbilling (not necessarily restricted to homosexuals -- the insertion of items into the rectum for purposes of autoeroticism is practiced by heterosexuals as well) appears to be pure invention, a tale fabricated to demonstrate the depravity with which "faggots" allegedly pursue sexual pleasure.

 

If you would like more, including links to hilarious stories of real things stuffed where the sun don't shine, go here and run a search on gerbils.

 

Unbelievable. Can't believe you people aren't seeing the possibilities here. All we need is some unsuspecting fucker and cascadeclimbers.com can become world famous for the first real world gerbil rectum recovery.

 

Hmm, actually, we don't really need an unsuspecting fucker, right? We have trask, he'll surely do it.

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