Necronomicon Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Cobra said: Most of you anti war folks DENY truths and facts. Good thing the government doesn't. Let's kick some more ass tonight. I pray they kill Saddam and all of his supporters and related terrorists every night before I go to bed. The war is here. Let's win. If some of these people had Hitler's clone running Iraq they'd try to make peace. What a bunch of bullshit. Thanks to our troops and kick some ass! Every night I am praying that an alien race will come down and blot out non-thinking ignorant fucks like yourself. It's a damn shame that a wayward cruise missle probably won't slam into your house while you are sleeping. Your head is so far up your ass it's not even possible for you to pull it out. You're some kind of weird head-in-ass mobius person. You make it painfully obvious that 75% of Americans read below the fifth grade level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 What's the matter Necro, your straight jacket binding again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Cobra said: Most of you anti war folks DENY truths and facts. Good thing the government doesn't. Let's kick some more ass tonight. I pray they kill Saddam and all of his supporters and related terrorists every night before I go to bed. The war is here. Let's win. If some of these people had Hitler's clone running Iraq they'd try to make peace. What a bunch of bullshit. Thanks to our troops and kick some ass! on to damascus! then amman! let's liberate the eastbank for the ungrateful palestinians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 What's the matter Trask, your Harley broken down again? You should get a Honda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 anybody else imagine victoria clarke in a leather dominatirx outfit with whip in hand, or just trask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Necronomicon said: What's the matter Trask, your Harley broken down again? You should get a Honda. Bring the band on down behind me, boys . . . Say! Good God! Ain't it funky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 I am impressed that you can be so open with your thougths! Such self-confidence I wish I had. PP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 trask said: Necronomicon said: What's the matter Trask, your Harley broken down again? You should get a Honda. Bring the band on down behind me, boys . . . Say! Good God! Ain't it funky! You've changed the flavor of your gibberish. What gives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 since allison felt the need to drag my name into this thread I'd figure to give an adequate response to her useful bullshit with a poem: Poem for allison There once was a girl from Ballard Whose backside was made for many a feller They’d get in a row And pound her like a ho All done in the Lutheran cellar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Point taken, especially with a subject that relies so much on one's perspective. My point was that many consider Afghanistan to be as bad off as it was before the US invasion, perhaps even worse off. Karzai is widely referred to as the Mayor of Kabul; the rest of the country is in the hands of the war-lords. Where's the money for rebuilding the country? Karzai would like to know.... Oh, and did I say that Al Qaeda is rebuilding its training camps along the Afghani/Pakistani border? Business is good, too, with all the shit that the US is exporting.... I tend to think that the world is an awfully big place for one country to patrol militarily, don't you think? And the more you patrol, the more you NEED to patrol. Quite an equation.... Hey Sexy Coco, did you ever read the history of that region? There is no democracy coming there. Come on, I thought you were the worldwide traveler and educated international man of mystery. That entire region(Iran, Iraq, Saudi etc., etc.) will NEVER, I SAY NEVER, see any government that embraces democracy. All the citizens there can hope for is a fair and just ruler. If you or anyone else believe that democracy will come ya better hope that OJ will be brought back to court on murder charges first. That might be a reality but the other NEVER. It ain't in the blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Sisu, interesting response. Why bother. We all have our minds made up and since I am red neck and you are a lefty again why bother. Go have a cup of joe and relax. Don't get you undies in a knot. In the long haul what does it matter anyway. We are born, we live for the designated time on our time card and we die. End of story. Adios Allison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Here's a little scenario game demonstrating just what disasterous consequences might be expected from this friggin' war.... Iraqi War I don't think it's all that far fetched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A badly written limerick about me getting gang-raped in the basement of a church....now that is some pretty witty material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 In all fairness, the limerick doesn't really seem to imply rape, but rather that you're free with your naughty bits. But, as you say, quite witty, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Well whether the author thinks I would be willingly gang raped or not, the whole notion makes me want to throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: In all fairness, the limerick doesn't really seem to imply rape, but rather that you're free with your naughty bits. But, as you say, quite witty, indeed. I love the poem. Ray's the next Emerson. HooYah!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 trask said: I love the poem. Ray's the next Emerson. HooYah!!! I think you're offending Caveman by defining him as a transcendentalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 iain said: trask said: I love the poem. Ray's the next Emerson. HooYah!!! I think you're offending Caveman by defining him as a transcendentalist. No Iain, I believe Ray's quite intuitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 hmm as I remember it, Emerson and his like were well-known for taking other points of view, particularly those of eastern religions, and using them to consider the validity of their own world views. The movement was also well-known for supporting women's rights. Whatever you say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 iain said: hmm as I remember it, Emerson and his like were well-known for taking other points of view, particularly those of eastern religions, and using them to consider the validity of their own world views. The movement was also well-known for supporting women's rights. Whatever you say. Iain, allow me to rephrase: I love the poem. Ray's the next Zappa. HooYah!!! that better? don't you have some Hoovering to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 yes, yes I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Trask, you simpleton. Have you never any idea what you speak of? No, no, of course not. I sincerely apologize for suggesting it might be otherwise. A beer for you. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Dinah-Moe Comin' from I done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm Got a spot that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta get out of it Before I get into it 'Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said . . . ) Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up, Then my body don't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin' the bet An' wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet I told her . . . Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'n quaked An' clutched at herself While her sister made a joke About her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline . . . Kiss my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna? MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more . . . (Oh, baby . . . ) Oh, sure . . . look, D'you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your lighter . . . I couldn't say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some Dinah-Moe An' a little Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' a little Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' some Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe again An' Dinah-Moe An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' Dinah-Moe Kiss my aura, Dinah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poopshoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya Ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya Ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya Ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya La la-la la-la-la La-la la-la-la-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la-la-la-la la-la la-la . . . Mud Shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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