cracked Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 How about Dan -'s dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Greg_W said: Skisports said: I would be a raven I don't give a shit if they eat the shit out back of the emmonds shitter.. But this would give me an excuse to eat through at your stuff at the base of the crags. and if you start throwing rocks at me I can shit on you from mid air. Â Good rationale, skisports; I like it. However, read the title of this thread; we're looking for QUADRIPEDS. Birds are cool and are very significant, but pick a four-footer bro. Â I want to be a flying squarrel so I can still do the same thing... shit on you in mid air and climb 5.15.... and still eat all your shit... happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 Skisports said: Greg_W said: Skisports said: I would be a raven I don't give a shit if they eat the shit out back of the emmonds shitter.. But this would give me an excuse to eat through at your stuff at the base of the crags. and if you start throwing rocks at me I can shit on you from mid air.  Good rationale, skisports; I like it. However, read the title of this thread; we're looking for QUADRIPEDS. Birds are cool and are very significant, but pick a four-footer bro.  I want to be a flying squarrel so I can still do the same thing... shit on you in mid air and climb 5.15.... and still eat all your shit... happy  Can I have your ice gear, then, since your tiny little paws won't be able to grip tools? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 If I ever become a flying squarrel you can have my ice climbing tools. hell I will give all my rock and climbing gear because I can solo everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 Skisports said: If I ever become a flying squarrel you can have my ice climbing tools. hell I will give all my rock and climbing gear because I can solo everything. Â Cool. I think I have a book that talks about shapeshifting; I'll get it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 hey, can we consider a monkey a quadriped here? sort of border line.....but they can climb like all hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 but they also eat there own shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Distel32 said: .....but they can climb like all hell! Â maybe I could get chiquita to sponsor me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Distel32 said: Distel32 said: .....but they can climb like all hell! Â maybe I could get chiquita to sponsor me yeah or honey bucket. those guys are well-known for slinging their own turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Spider monkey: climb like hell and masturbate like, um...well, you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 PullinFool said: Spider monkey: climb like hell and masturbate like, um...well, you know... Â ...Like Trask? Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 is trask a quadriped? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 only when his lover tells him to git ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 good to see this has been promoted to "current scorcher" status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 17, 2003 Author Share Posted March 17, 2003 iain said: good to see this has been promoted to "current scorcher" status  yeah, makes you wonder about the current quality level, doesn't it. Even I was surprised and I started the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Otter. They look like they have more fun than anybody and don't have too much in the way of natural predators. But I hate fish, guess I'd have to get used to sushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 sea otters have been observed to engage in necrophilia ... also to kidnap pups and hold them for ransom as the mother has to collect food for the kidnapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 and what about river otters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 (edited) Yeah I meant river otter, sea otters are a little too mellow, look like they're stoned or something. Edited March 19, 2003 by nolanr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Yeah, and man has been observed mass torturing other humans for NO REASON AT ALL other than skin color, religious preferences, etc. Animals look so civilized compared to us. I wouldn't mind being an otter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Up to 80% of dolphins are bisexual the things you can learn online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Dru said: Up to 80% of dolphins are bisexual the things you can learn online. Â I think that justs means they're horny, and they don't have hands so they can't jerk off like we can. The wonders of an opposable thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 nolanr said: Dru said: Up to 80% of dolphins are bisexual the things you can learn online. Â I think that justs means they're horny, and they don't have hands so they can't jerk off like we can. The wonders of an opposable thumb. tru dat. no hands means ya gots to go get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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