iain Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 ah I love it fake docs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 ol' Bushy should take some forgery lessons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 On the other hand, the forgeries sound soooo lame that one could only hope they'd do a better job if they meant to do it. Sounds like they got taken in by someone's high school senior prank. What do you think, stupid liars or just stupid? Quite a choice when it comes to our premier foreign intelligence agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Stupid AND liars! Maybe they didn't make them, but it sounds pretty damn likely that they should've known they were fake but passed them off anyway. Shifty buffoons! This is rich: ""It was the information that we had. We provided it. If that information is inaccurate, fine," Powell said on NBC's "Meet the Press" last Sunday." Oh, yeah, fine; it's no big deal. So the information was false. That doesn't mean we can't rain megatons of fiery death on those ignorant peasants and their obstinate leader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Yeah, its that old "if we repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it" schtick. What was that poll the other week, 47% of people in the US now believe that Saddam Hussein was responsible for the Sept 11th attacks? People are dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Don't forget the Kuwaiti Baby-pulled-from-incubator story. Millions believed that story and probably still do, in spite of the (limited) amount of press debunking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Anytime you see poll data like that, you have to assume that A) it was collected by FOX "News" and B) they collected the data in the midwest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Hey! Did you guys hear the latest newz? Saddam admitted he is responsible for the 9/11 incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 REALLY?! OH, SHIT! LET'S GO BLOW HIM UP RIGHT AWAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 "The sources described the signature as "childlike" and said that it clearly was not Mamadou's. " priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: This is rich: ""It was the information that we had. We provided it. If that information is inaccurate, fine," Powell said on NBC's "Meet the Press" last Sunday." I don't buy it for a second that they didn't know it was fake. Bullshit! Powell and the cronies got caught and now they'll just look the other way and say "woops!". The sorry thing is that this probably will get swept under the table rather quickly by the administration and the press (seems like they're in bed together anyway) and we'll find another excuse or more "documents" that support this admisitration's agenda of vaporizing the whole damn country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 This is so strange, it could only have been perpetrated by one man ... "you been hit by ... a smooth criminal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 The documents were obtained through CBS News: Bastions of Integrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 now thats fing funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: "you been hit by ... a smooth criminal!" you had to go to eastern europe for that photo? I think colin powell moonwalking would be about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Ok just to all of you; the guy knew he'd be toast if he was caught so he signed the papers with his left hand so when everyone saw the document they'd say "hey, it's not his sig", and "it's childish!" and whatever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Right, and they made their forgeries inept so that when they got caught they could claim it was too lame to be perpetrated by them, so the administration (adminshtrashun in Bushspeak) could have plausible deniability built into the whole deal. Wheels within wheels my friend, trust no one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigA Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 "Who made the forgeries? But the question remains -- who is responsible for the apparent forgeries?" I think WE know!! Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalius Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 iain said: I think colin powell moonwalking would be about the funniest thing I've ever seen. You asked for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Powell Claims Link Between Iraq And Snowstorm That Hit Washington Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that he has “irrefutable” evidence that Iraq is behind the massive snowstorm that crippled the nation’s capital for several days. “Our intelligence sources intercepted telephone conversations among Iraqi scientists discussing a secret weather machine that can cause storms of mass disruption,” Powell told the few reporters who were able to make it through the snow to the State Department. “Saddam Hussein has the power to bring our government to its knees whenever he desires to bury Washington with several feet of snow. And he could do this to Paris or Berlin. This is why we must attack him now without further delay,” Powell urged in remarks clearly intended for members of the U.N. security council pushing for more time for further inspections. more stuff like the above at: http://bobsfridge.com/skew.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 i hear dan is going to produce some documents supporting his speed ascent of rainier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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