johnny_destiny Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 How many of the men out there think that Valentine's Day is too ambiguous? I do. Hell, what do you do, what do you get? Flowers, chocolate, a dinner out or do you impress with a home cooked meal that you think will save a few bucks and still impress her? Then is a gift of jewelry in order for some of you or something else? AWWWWWWWWWW!! Well, ladies of Cascade Climbers I was sent a great idea from a buddy of mine in Oz. Some one there or else where is proposing a special day for the man of your life on the 20th of March, so you can do something special for him. It will have no ambiguity attached to it at all. It will be called BLOW JOB AND A STEAK DAY. Very simple. Just give your dear loved boy friend or husband a good old hummer and cook him a steak, or if after that great BJ you find yourself too tried go out for a great steak. Simple isn't it. See the guys are always thinking of their dear all the time. Now the question is how many guys out there think this is a great idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 no nookie for you tonight moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURP Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 You're selling yourself short my man! Demand that shit at least once a week if not daily! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Well, shit, it's got my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 okay this might just be me... but I think that if allmen gave their women a little book filled withj ideas that make them happy, most womern would be more than glad to oblige.... all we want to know is..... WHAT IS IN IT FOR ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Fill out your little book, and ACTUALLY WRITE WHAT YOU WANT, and I'm sure guys would work at it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 see, the secret joke is that every day is special for men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Oh the men deserve all the treatment they get. They just have to make sure they return the favors johnny destiny and I are intimate sometimes. There aint nuttin wrong with some luvin and rubbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I'm usually not one to kiss and tell, but maybe just this once. Johnny and I have actually had a three-way going with Amber. Johnny thought he died and went to heaven when Amber and I gave him "the show". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 So where is amber these days she must of hooked up with jon or dasiy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_destiny Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Daisy, I just got out of a super rehab program in the last few days. I've been trying to hit a meeting twice a day. Bastards in the rehab shop would not let me use a telephone or a computer...isolation is good for your soul they told me. I sure missed you. I need to get out and climb soon. I'll do a pile of meeting to get me thru the weekend. BJ & a Steak March 20...awwww I can see the card section at the local card shoppe now. Best wishes and all from the new clean and sober johnny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Dinner at home... followed by sex on the coffee table... I got this great coffee table that is damn near as big as a twin bed... ohh ohhhhh ohh doggy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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