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I see a boatload of you fuckers reading everybody else's shit. Why don't y'all sign up and post. We'll only humiliate ya if ya say something stupid. We need more victims, er, I mean blood around here. Come on! Say somethin! evils3d.gif

 

Don't do it, kids. I stepped up to the plate and asked my stupid question, only to be greeted with derision, bizarre photos, and groans of 'Didn't someone post that question last year?' moon.gif

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i was drivin down a concrete slab

thru the river of a useless land

it was such a beautiful day

i heard a witch doctor say

ill turn you into a toadstool

now im looking for the joke

with a microscope

 

i was a teenage dinosaur

stoned and obsolete

i didnt get fucked and i didnt get kissed

i got so fucking pissed

using

my hand for

an ash tray

 

now ill tell ya who i am

im the repo man

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Bzzzt! Here's the script

 

Bud: Hey! Hey look at that. Look at those assholes over there.

 

We see a group of people around a tow truck with a car being hooked up to it.

 

Bud: Ordinary fucking people I hate 'em.

 

Otto: Me too.

 

Bud: What do you know? See an ordinary person spend his life avoiding tense situations. Repoman spends his life getting into tense situations. Assholes ! Lets go get a drink. bigdrink.gif

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Squid say:

"Don't do it, kids. I stepped up to the plate and asked my stupid question, only to be greeted with derision, bizarre photos, and groans of 'Didn't someone post that question last year?"

 

Dude....you asked for recipes and you got some solid advice and some good humor. What you talkin' bout, Willis!!

 

Meanwhile, back at Base Camp....

 

food_first.jpg

 

And I ask again...

 

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Quoth Dwayner,

Dude....you asked for recipes and you got some solid advice and some good humor. What you talkin' bout, Willis!!

 

I was wrong, but then you wrote, and now I see I was mistaken. You have intimidated me back onto the path of righteousness. Thank you for your guidance, your wisdom, your humor. fruit.gif

 

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