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  1. If this is what the person wants why is there all this discussion? To me its a no brainer. Everyone either comply or tell the land manager that it's a no go and have them post it...KAPU, Halt, Forbidden Zone...all trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again. Simple. These are the concerns recently voiced to me by the land manager and the issues that threaten climber access to Dishman rocks 1. chipped holds 2. bolted on gym holds 3. excessive bolting
  2. Maybe I am lucky but I have never been hasseled about my ski bag and boots. I usually pack in two pairs of skis and two pairs of boots along with one set of poles. I usually fly Alaska Airlines...hell, Hawaiian Air did not charge me extra this year when I flew to WA to ski. Maybe you just had a prick for a ticket agent.
  3. I did now check yours, thanks. Sisu
  4. http://www.thuleracks.com/thule/product.asp?dept_id=8&sku=961 Speedway 961 Many cars. Too many to list here. If you do some small legwork you can see the list at the website.
  5. Dru,don't get your knickers in a knot, but this is not going to last long enough to bring quality ice. But if it excites you well hell then have a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER and roast a fat one.
  6. The tent is still for sale. send off to PMs. thanks Sisu
  7. Neighbor got a pig the other day. I am still out there with the bow looking for one for Christmas. Went to a concert at the Volcano Park. Great time, good music...
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    hi off white

    You got it dude Hi Muffy I am tired, been plumbing all day...50 year old plumbing that crumbles in your hand. No toilets yet but they come in a couple of weeks. Can't wait 50 year old crap in the crapper. Anyway have a good Holiday and don't get any DUIs or DWIs. Sisu
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    hi off white

    Merry Christmas to all and have a OK new year. The rest of you can #*%^#@! off. Only kidding. Have fun in the snow and beat some ice for me. I am killing Ohia trees, doing some carpentry, plumbing, etc. as well as shooting a fish or two for dinner.
  10. Packing the bags and getting the dog ready for the flight to Hilo. Got nothing left in the Lower 48 except extreme winter gear left with my mom. I am going to post some pics later in the year showing some skis that my grandfather made in the early 1900s. He eventually replaced the leather bindings on one pair for me with a set of bear traps. The ski poles (I did not use them as I was not tall enough) were made of dowel pins and some type of fiber for the basket, and a leather wrap to keep the baskets in place. The big loss was his curved toe leather boots for the leather bindings and his ski making machine. Anyway I am busy just been checking mail and decided to post some weird shit. good bye
  11. For those days when the weather is bad! Lychee Syrup 1 cup water 1 cup sugar 6 lychees - canned or fresh * simmer water and sugar together until liquid is clear. Turn off the heat and pour into blender with lychee. Blend till smooth and run syrup through a sieve. Chill in refer. Martini *the good part!!* 2 shots of good vodka 1 shot of Lychee syrup * Pour Vodka and Lychee into shaker with about 1/2 a cup of ice. Shake for 30 seconds and serve in a martini glass rimmed with sugar. Garnish with 1 whole Lychee... and enjoy!!!
  12. The Traveling Dan Rather Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?" "OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patties, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?" "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little Tommy, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know shit."
  13. Glacierdog, I knew that troll about being over worked and no time for beer and women in Germany was BS. Have fun in the "old country". If ya get to France tell me so I can send you the intel that I was babbling about last summer.
  14. Glacierdog, go screw yourself. No time to edit. Leaving the country in 4 days!!!!!!! Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a > restaurant one morning. > > Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's > ear and she said, > > '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository > in your left ear?" > > Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my > ear?" She pulled it out > > and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm > glad you saw this thing. > > Now I think I know where to find my hearing > aid." > > > > > > > > > > > > When the husband finally died his wife put the > usual death notice in the > > paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. > > No sooner were the papers delivered when a > friend of the family phoned and > > complained bitterly, "You know very well that > he died of diarrhea, not > > gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him > night and day so of course I > > know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it > would be better for posterity > > to remember him as a great lover rather than > the big shit he always was." > > > > > > > > > > An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was > really stormy. They were > > standing on the back of the boat watching the > moon, when a wave came up > > and washed the old woman overboard. They > searched for days and couldn't > > find her, so the captain sent the old man back > to shore with the promise > > that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three > weeks went > > by and finally the old man got a fax from the > boat. It read: "Sir, sorry > > to inform you, we found your wife dead at the > bottom of the ocean. We > > hauled her up to the deck and attached to her > butt was an oyster and in it > > was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." > The old man faxed back: > > "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A funeral service is being held for a woman > who has just passed away. At > > the end of the service, the pall bearers are > carrying the casket out when > > they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring > the casket. They hear a faint > > moan. They open the casket and find that the > woman is actually alive! > > She lives for ten more years, and then dies. > Once again, a ceremony is > > held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers > are again carrying out the > > casket. As they carry the casket towards the > door, the husband cries out, > > "Watch that wall!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old > lady sitting on a park bench > > sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her > what was wrong. She said, "I > > have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes > love to me every morning and > > then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, > fresh fruit and freshly > > ground coffee." > > I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She > said, "He makes me homemade > > soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and > then makes love to me for half > > the afternoon. > > > > I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, > "For dinner he makes me a > > gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert > and then makes love to me > > until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the > world would you be crying?" > > She said, "I can't remember where I live!" > > > > > > > > > > Two elderly ladies had been friends for many > decades. Over the years they > > had shared all kinds of activities and > adventures. Lately, their > > activities had been limited to meeting a few > times a week to play cards. > > > > One day they were playing cards when one > looked at the other and said, > > "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been > friends for a long > > time.....but I just can't think of your name! > I've thought and thought, > > but I can't remember it. Please tell me what > your name is." Her friend > > glared at her. For at least three minutes she > just stared and glared at > > her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need > to know?" > > > > > > THE SENILITY PRAYER > > > > Grant me the senility to forget the people I > never liked anyway, > > the good fortune to run into the ones I do, > > and the eyesight to tell the difference. >
  15. I have the vestibule, and ground cloth for the tent. I am leaving the country and don't need this tent. Please email me and I'll give you a contact person to see about buying the tent. It's 450 bucks for the package. http://www.biblertents.com/2002/ahwahnee.html
  16. btw, John Wayne was a fag. You're going to smoke a TURD in hell for that comment, motherfucker!
  17. http://www.the-catbird-seat.net/
  18. WFT you dumb ass she's from Iceland. Jesus H. Christ get the with the world maps and figure things out.
  19. WWII and Soviet war with Finnland: ...The Soviet Union had demanded limited areas of Finnish territory and when Finland did not give them through negotiation, the Soviet Union set out to take them by force... There was a belief in Russia that the conquest of Finland would proceed like a military parade and preparations had not been made for a prolonged war, at least not for one to be fought in a wilderness of snow drifts and bitter cold. ... The Finnish will to fight, demonstrated for a second time in the Continuation War, indicated the possibility of waging a guerrilla war if the Soviet Union had attempted to occupy Finland, and the discovery of weapons caches showed that potential guerrillas all over the country had more than their bare hands with which to fight. An occupied Finland would have become a perpetually open wound, said Molotov. If you care to read more click here http://www.geocities.com/ojoronen/AREDSNOW.HTM and read about the Suomi sisu. I could write more but why. Those of you that understand will know and those of that don't never will. Hoorah to the 3 Gs.
  20. Its been a fun time on the board. I have enjoyed taunting and trolling with all of the people here. I am leaving the area as soon as my house sells and will probably check in now and then but not very often as I will be building my new house from the ground up. Dirt work to the roof and then the electrical, plumbing, etc. so for the next 8 to 10 months I'll be one busy SOB. Keep safe and be as nice and as mean to one-another as possible. Sisu, the Yooper that never looked back. Adios
  21. Scott_J

    Climbers4Kerry

    There should be a groups like: climbers for homegrown http://www.overgrow.com/ climbers for pussy climbers for horse cock and beer http://foodanddrink.homestead.com/ climbers for shrooming http://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_mmgg.shtml
  22. That was me...what are you saying? Say Greg, didn't I see you on TV the other day?.... Hey, Greg, nice shorts. Are those the ones you wore when we went fishin'? Guns, rock and roll and bad ass shit hahahaha. fuckin NW pussies. Glad I am leavin' and I WON'T LET THE DOOR HIT ME IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT. hahahaha
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    CANADA DAY

    Isn't this the day that Canadians beat up Americans camping out in Canada?
  24. NO HAND HOLDS just the wall. Its 8x12 3/4 plywood, 2x6 framing, base is 2x10 treated. I made it adjustable but you can do what ever you want with it. 100 bucks or best offer. PM me and we can set up a time for you to get it.
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