Bronchitis!
Let us all take a few moments to bow our heads and pity me my suffering the past few weeks...poor me.
But I should be getting better very soon, thanks for asking.
I appreciate your concern during these tender moments, but let's focus on those who have more terrible afflictions, like Ebola or syphillis or a desperate need for control-top pantyhose/Depends/mansieres.
Let's pour a forty for the fallen.