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Here's to you

fyi- I'll be selling rotten tomatoes outside of the Mountie building immediately prior to Layton's show. I'm sure I'll make a tidy profit.

Hello RT- I bet you'll have more luck if you provide some details like... where are you located? what would you like to climb this summer (specific routes)? Stuff like that always seems to help when searching for partners.

Good god- they look so happy- so childlike & innocent. I can't wait to photoshop them into compromising positions.

No way- this is the thread where the Seattle mounties bash the Everett mounties. there's a totally different thread for Everett mounties to bash Seattle mounties.

it's the new l33t spelling.

Does anyone else feel guilty for being so amused by these pics? I feel like I need to go do something to massage my karma; maybe go play belay slave at the gym for a bunch of n00bs.

leaves me breathless just thinking about it.

I just laughed coffee out my nose.

The chick is checking her stash pouch to see if she remembered her rohypnol.

However, if you're willing to pay the premium, I'm working on a sweetMounties[/i] daily planner. Each week has a fresh shot of Mounties sending the sickness, plus a fresh bit of wisdom to help you acheive your alpine goals (sample topics: Coordinating Your Shorts & Polypro, The Truth About Tubular Webbing, Making the Move to Trip Leader, Last Man Standing- How to Choose Who to Eat First).

If god wanted you to have day planners, he wouldn't have given you Sharpies and a forearm.

Ow, boy, dividend checks today! I'm going to buy a new rope!

A classic academic treatment of cc.com here

REI sucks cuz yer likely to have to rub shoulders with latte drinking tuff-pulling beta-spewing sporto wannabes.

I've got some pretty sweet wheels that I'd be willing to part with (it'll cost you, though). These suckers have served me well, but I think I'm ready to move on without them. Make me an offer.

I hope not- their assignment for the day was to alphabetize my porn collection. Gotta keep those little rascals on a tight leash.

there was some good shit here about 5 minutes ago.. you must've missed it

good thing one of you had some peanut butter.

What's the cap supposed to accomplish? Improve safety/reduce rescues or protect the mountain? The conditions are deteriorating already, without ever having hosted that many climbers. If environmental protection were the goal, the cap would have to be set low enough to actually reduce the numbers of climbers. They should just rip out the fixed lines at the 14k headwall; instead of an artificial cap on the numbers of climbers, you'd weed them out based on competence.

No, that's Andrew. The chic is behind him.

Bullshit! Works like a charm!

I know nothing about 'em. Does anybody have any suggestions for cheap route-scopes & where to find them?

Dude, you suck! Ditch the car, let someone else drive for awhile. Pay for 100% of the gas & you still save money (from insurance costs & fines). Admit the objective reality- you can't afford to drive.

Time to move across the river to Vancouver; get a clean slate.