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  1. My neighbors want to know if they still have to wear the big scarlet "C" around their necks since they haven't turned their heat on yet, and they live in a way colder climate.

     

    I wear a gold C - I didn't use a heater for 5 years.

  2. a dude hitchhiking naked

     

    that's nothin. i saw a guy tossing off on the shoulder of I-5 at the Terwilliger curves during evening rush hour. apparently he likes the audience.

     

    guess the mask worked, he didn't recognize me

  3. however, archy, I'd say the lazy French workers striking all the time cause quite a bit of trouble for the world traveler too. don't let them socialist leeches off easy.

     

    they are nowhere near as irritating as the TSA - a shining example of government incompetence, greed and corruption

  4. Back to our regularly scheduled show:

    Mexicans are a pain in the ass. They do not want to fit into the countries that they are moving into. Problems--pretty serious social unrest--is happening as a result.

     

    It's the same everywhere and people always blame the immigrants.

  5. From my own experience, I can say that I have gotten fat over the last couple years due to increasing my caloric intake, increasing my sugar intake, and decreasing my activity levels. As much as I'd like to think drinking maple syrup in water for two weeks is going to fix that, I know better.

     

    That sounds like hard work.

     

     

    Anybody know if the diet they are advertising on signs stuck along the roadway works?

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