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  1. Brrr. Glad you guys are alright.
  2. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Yeah, I know. You've bothered to sing that performance art/BPD tune before. Top o the charts for the web's greatest hits. A bit baroque, but everybody needs a hobby. Reckon some folks need to put things they can't grok or have pretty much zero data for into grokkable boxes. I don't, but whatev. You put a similar lack of rigor and heaping helpings of assumption in your politard postings, so at least there's some consistency there. What is plainly clear is that you've pulled your view of civil liberties advocacy from some turd blog menu of sound bytes rather than experience. Again, it's the web, where that shit flies for free.
  3. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Dear Eye-ran, We'r gonna undue youre nucular deal so we can turd blossom ourselfs a President next year. Love, Congressional Opposition Committee for Kandor
  4. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Damn. I meant to put that last post in an Open Letter format. I gotta say, the Republican Clown Show really doesn't get any better. The Iranian foreign minister's response was priceless. He's obviously an experienced clown wrangler - given some of the celebrities within his own government.
  5. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    I thought that might make a splash with my more ardent fanbois. Who knows? It might even spawn a new conspiracy theory. Pretty much every civil liberties advocacy organization that actually does anything - EFF, SPLC, NAACP, etc - partner on campaigns in the same way of course. No permanent enemies. In our own state legislature - which mimics Congress in its gridlock, nothing gets done unless it's bipartisan. It's a matter of finding common ground, creating trusting relationships, and working from there. Messaging is key. For example, the Rs in WA are coming around for abolishing the death penalty. A recent study commissioned by the ACLU regarding the significantly higher cost of executions versus life in prison (a million dollars) has been a winning argument with that constituency. To this end, the organization recently hired a republican lobbyist, and that move is already bearing fruit. I'll let you folks get back to the more serious business of unveiling the AIDS hoax now.
  6. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Hawt conspiracy junky on conspiracy junky action, live on CC dot com. ROAD CLOSED!!!!!
  7. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    A five second examination of the lip kiss reveals it's sloppily photoshopped. Sorry to dissappoint. Trotting out a handful of child molesters out of a total population of elected officials of well over half a million doesn't exactly correlate conservatism/liberalism with I-heart-kids-in-the-wrong-way-elia. Even at a whopping high estimate of 5% active pedophiles - that amounts to over 25,000 elected diddlers nationwide. 'Turd blossom' is a Texas term that describes beauty emerging from a steaming pile. In Rove's case, it may refer to his ability to help get shitty candidates elected. Or it may refer to Rove's own less than handsome countenance but more than handsome results with regards to electoral politics. In any case, it's not a sexual term. Furthermore, homosexuality is not pedophilia. But ya'll knew that. I hope.
  8. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Don't be dissin the Koch Brothers, now. They're partnering with the ACLU and other progressive reform groups to end mass incarceration in the US - end the drug war, more public defenders, sentencing reform, reclassification of nonviolent crimes in general. “The ACLU has a long history of partnering with all kinds of organizations and individuals that can sometimes look unusual on the outside,” said Alison Holcomb, director of the ACLU’s campaign to end mass incarceration. “Mass incarceration is a huge problem, it’s very broad, and we’re delighted that the Kochs and many others on both sides of the aisle are interested in working on this issue.” The ACLU and the Kochs are discussing proposals for funding, “and if we can find opportunities to collaborate on that,” Holcomb said, “that’s something we’d certainly be open to.” As a start, the ACLU and Koch entities organized three panels last year on the problems with mass incarceration. Koch groups also collaborated with the ACLU on the issue of providing lawyers to those who can’t afford it. Reckon they a) Care about more than money and b) don't actually hate poor people. Complicated world full of complicated peeps. Still, FW's latest step-on-own-dick thesis is as pointless and clueless as it is poorly presented and supported. Where to begin? Nowwhere - sometimes you just dump what's been in the crisper too long - a quick sniff is all that's needed. THE REAL BIG NEWS - The Dawn spacecraft is dropping into orbit around the dwarf planet Ceres as I type this. FWAWK YEAH.
  9. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    I am using Ivan's password all of the time on FindSomeStrange.com
  10. Favorite Quote

    Old friends never die...they hold drinks.
  11. Favorite Quote

    "Gladly would this cross I'd bear"
  12. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    OH, HEY - how about DC's Mayor Muriel Bowser? After a 2/3rds citizen vote to legalize marijuana, she's going ahead with the program - and facing threats of jail time and loss of job by...wait for it...House Republicans. She's a young black woman - pretty much the perfect hate sponge for that clown show. The Koch's aren't on that ship - they've pledged big money to join the effort to end mass incarceration in the United States. Pot legalization is step one, of course - with decriminalization of all drugs to follow. Brave new worlds require brave new politicians. Bowser's calling the House Republicans bluff - (who hasn't?). She's calculated (and so have they) that there's pretty much zero political capital available to incarcerate a talented young black woman for following the law. Looks like the Revolution will be televised. Thanks, Mayor Bowser! It must feel good to issue a professional, de facto FUCK YOU to such a wonderful group of enlightened gentlemen - men who have done SO MUCH for our beloved nation. Why just this week we learn that they're planning another shut down. Which number would this be again? Cheerist, it's easier to keep track of Super Trooper sequels.
  13. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Should Ivan no long require his mortal coil, I'm going to have it freeze dried in his signature reclining position enjoying a Merit while sporting his infamous FAWK bucket, to which I'm going to bolt a glass coffee table top. This, along with its matching bofa, will be the centerpiece for my new 'living' room. Lighting will be constructed from highly reflective box burgundy bags - for that disco feeling. A pair of unwashed ACME pants will be draped over the heating duct for a full sensory experience so appreciated by some.
  14. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    No, it's not 'drown all puppies in a bucket'.
  15. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    This just in (last month). The Koch brothers are ponying up millions of dollars in a new effort to... to... any guesses...????
  16. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    A glass coffee table is one of the 10 essentials for shooting amateur film noir with a German cast.
  17. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    * Psssst. If you want a real reaction KakedOn, focus on the coffee table * Doncha just wanna sneak into The Other Guyz house and post some sooper embarrassing pics? Oh man, if only.... Watch out, though. The first thing that greets you at Ivan's are two very large, very hungry piranha. No worries, though. They're vegan.
  18. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    When you've got all the answers there's less to think about, I reckon. The best thing about conservative kids is watching them turn liberal after a wee bit of brainwashing. It seldom takes much - just a little data is usually all that's needed.
  19. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Proof positive that on the innernutz, nobody knows if you're a dog. But dogs are all about love, so maybe not. In any case, I wouldnt expect many invitations to dinner to flow from such karmic sharting. The porcine world - Pressurized Liquid Brown's fan base - might appreciate the anally bilious, but I'd have to defer to Polish Bob for further analysis. Does a boar love a bore? And a boorish one at that?
  20. Team of two on the Ptarmigan??

    Formidab-leaux Dome Sinister Le Conte is practically a freebie - just a quick side trip. The Chikamin Glacier's no big deal to cross, but the schrund at the base of Sinister might be. We did some 4th rock to get around it as I recall. The extra credit Hanging Gardens, Canyon Lake, Image Lake finish is worth it, but there will be steep sidehill schwacking to get it started.
  21. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    The terminally bilious require no point - only a functional orifice.
  22. Why

    I searched for God and all I got was this foul smelling T shirt.
  23. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Please tell me what to think about that. You don't play slide guitar, do you Off? Cuz your doppleganger does. Or maybe it was the Bone branching out. You ruddies all look alike.
  24. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Or stalking other CC posters. That's super fun, too.
  25. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    I had to google Brian Williams. Oh yeah, that guy. Never actually watched him in action. Who the hell wastes their time watching TV news these days? Why not throw in a little Lawrence Welk while yer at it? Then you can spend the rest of the evening noodling about how the bisexual brain works before a nice mug of warm milk and beddy bye.
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