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  1. Another arrest leading to death

    contact me biotch. ur invited to a partay this night
  2. A discourse on climbing posses and crag dogs

    It was all good until the crag tiger showed up.
  3. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    not to let facts get in the way of standard campaign rhetoric, but since the AFA passed per capita health care costs increases have slowed to between 3.6 to 4% per year. there have been numerous articles on this slowdown- not exactly a secret for anyone who picks up a paper on occasion. A number of factors have produced this result- the AFA being one of them.
  4. Concealed or open carry while climbing?

    would a Daringer quiet snoring, or turn it into screaming?
  5. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    you dont eat a quality dog like that all at once.
  6. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    understand, FW, only that i consider you a sad little clown's butt
  7. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Burners Versus People of Walmart. Original soundtrack by Phish and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  8. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    The Yin and Yang of Pointless, illustrated version, by Cut and Paste, the Type It Brothers.
  9. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    this is science at its best.
  10. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    ivan kicked a barrel cactus today. ive since dropped that from my bucket list.
  11. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    "Bud Light is creating a town for people that are #UpForWhatever" - CC Banner Ad
  12. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    A poster on the Taco recounted being beaten in the face by a white throated swift while leading an offwidth. This is why peregrine restoration is so important.
  13. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    "Heeere Cool R! Cool R come!"
  14. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    While reaching for a ledge on lead in one of the kloofs just outside of Jo'berg (the city), my South African belayer suddenly quipped "Oh, you'll want to slap the hold real quick to check for pythons" - followed by laughter from below all around. He was serious - the place is apparently infested with rock pythons (the not-nice kind). As serious as a South African can be, which is, it would seem, not much. How about leashing one's bitchiness? Or muzzling it. Muzzling's good. Not that a pooch walking across the blankie you spread out for 'the children' (Oh, the humanity!) isn't a very serious first world matter. Look at it this way - at least it's not a rock python eating your sammie - with your kid attached to it. No baboons to worry about here, either. Fucking baboons.
  15. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Snake Bit Dog and Gunshot Mommy. There's gotta be a country n western song in there somewherez.
  16. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    The cool thing about a reticulated python is that it's its own leash. you have a mellow, Bob?
  17. Libtards on Parade: Alcoholism, Corruption, Murder

    Next up: Kitten gigging. Only on CC.COM.
  18. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    Call me crazy, but dogs at crags actually make my experience there better. I like dogs. Nice critters if you know how to hang with them.
  19. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    The perennial dogs-at-crags whine festival, Washington's best kept secret.
  20. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    Dogs can teach us a lot of things. Not complaining, for example. Unfortunately, they too often serve as convenient targets for human cruelty. Kicking them comes to mind. Such a kind and endearing habit. I mean, who WOULDN'T want to kick a dog in the face for peeing?
  21. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    I wish dogs wouldn't bring their owners to the crags.
  22. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    The great thing about dogs is that they can't type.
  23. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    I don't even want to think about the possibility that these unleashed dogs might also be stoned. That would explain the missing sandwiches, though.
  24. Out of control dogs at the Coulee

    Off leash dogs? Side show. Let's focus on the real problem, here: DEA warns of reefer maddened rabbits
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