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mkporwit

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  1. Putain de merde! [video:youtube]m_mDTLphIVY
  2. Sorry to rain on your parade sobo, but she's now living in AZ
  3. Apparently you're the only fuck on this board that cares, sobo... Thanks for the wishes
  4. mkporwit

    MINX

    Can we talk about global warming yet?
  5. Nice, Paul. Nice to hear good news about that!
  6. Unlikely. Wait until later in the year -- we did it last year around July 18th and had pretty much ideal conditions, and everyone thought that we were going out there too late.
  7. mkporwit

    getting old

    Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers!
  8. This needs some sort of a LOLCAT caption...
  9. mkporwit

    Fuck Jesus

    Rob, why do you want to fuck my gardener?
  10. Congrats johndavidjr, that last post is the first time you've made sense on this board...
  11. If you had any fucking understanding of how difficult it is to actually renounce Polish citizenship, you wouldn't be running your cock-filled mouth off like that... so fuck you and your mom that you rode in on, you fucktard...
  12. OMG, did you find it on the Girth Pillar?
  13. BSC = Bat Shit Crazy DAMHIK = Don't Ask Me How I Know
  14. Back off, aussie! Kinga's mine. Well, at least I'm working it. Your studliness and youth may prevail, though, but be aware that I'm not cockblocked yet! Watch it, sobo, those polish chicks can be just as BSC as the red-headed irish ones. DAMHIK.
  15. Paul, I'd be game for a day of climbing. Easy trad? We can fantasize about Kinga Baranowska together
  16. Just put up $100. I'll see if I can get my employer to match that as well...
  17. Eh, who cares about some photoshopped English tart that's afraid to show her teeth in a picture... Poland's Kinga Baranowska just made the summit of Annapurna, her 7th 8000m peak. And for Piotr Pustelnik, Annapurna was his final 8000m peak. Wooohoo!
  18. When you use that, make sure that the car actually has carburators. The last US car with them was the 1988 Grand Wagoneer, and the last car sold with them in the US period was an Isuzu Pickup in 1990, IIRC. So anything using a carburator would have to be pretty damn old...
  19. Wow, you've got shit for imagination. If your image of a futuristic energy source involves hundreds of tall stalks dotting the countryside, then you should watch "Back to the Future" again and pay attention to that "Mr. Fusion" gizmo at the end of the movie...
  20. Uh oh, here comes jb's rant about how Bloomberg is also a Republican jack-booted thug...
  21. If it is an older English car, then anything electrical really... just look up Joseph Lucas, the "Prince of Darkness", the (accidental) inventor of the intermittent wiper
  22. Is "hmmpf" even a monosyllabic word?
  23. mkporwit

    Oil

    Olive Oyl?
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