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I did Outer Space in 3:25 car-to-car w/o a windshirt.
i did your mom real slow, with other climbers waiting their turn w/o a condom.
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isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.
It's out in the Columbia Gorge. Slozone or something like that.
i get it, slozone. YOUR A TOOL, AND SO IS CJ. you are not funny.
how about if we meet on top of SCW so i can beat both of you silly.
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does your mommy know that your on the internet. wonder what she thinks about you spending so much time in the bathroom.
Nope - but your momma's getting pissed I'm spraying on the net and not on her face
oh boy! i love it when cj, pussy squirts. do you shave your pussy bald, or do you have a full blown bush? please, please don't hit me with your puss.
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isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.
yeah, at your house.
does your mommy know that your on the internet. wonder what she thinks about you spending so much time in the bathroom.
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isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.
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and golfers are the biggest weenies of all
i take a fence to that.
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GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASSGRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS
a golfer could easily kill a chessmaster.
golf is a very difficult game. calling it a sport is a stretch. chess is a perfect game. golf would be perfect, if their wasn't so many goddamn hat heads out there.
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are you on the shitter?
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speed is a relative thing.
your mama told me slower is better.
life is passing you by norton. i guess festering on a ledge freezing your ass off while spooning your partner , because you got be-nighted is a relative thing. i will be thinking about shivering on that ledge while i am fucking your mom in the ass. i bet your one of those poeple who walks around outside of cocerts with your index finger in the air, and your thumb up your ass.
love,
flyingpig
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i doubt it. they are weenie from head to toe.
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Climb: Beacon Rock-Young Warriors
Date of Climb: 9/24/2006
Trip Report:
JosephH and a genuine local named Jim graciously showed me around Beacon Rock on Sunday. I'm posting a TR of a cragging trade route because it was lots of fun and I was impressed with Beacon.
If you haven't climbed Young Warriors, it's worth a trip to Beacon by itself. I'd go back for sure, especially since Joseph only let me lead the first pitch
The rock is great, even on the slightly less solid second pitch, the climbing is varied, and it goes pretty much to the top of the Rock in six pitches. Belays are comfy (especially the first!) and pro is good.Joseph and Jim care a lot about the place and it shows. They've built incredible belay ledges out of moss and rocks, camoflaged the bolts, kept "historical" pins in place, and not scrubbed huge streaks in the rock.
Unrelated to YW: If necessary, you can rap from the fat Metolius bolts on the right side of the ledge atop the first pitch of Cruisin' with a single 60m.
Gear Notes:
Two 50m ropes for a party of three
Rack to 2.5"
Ten single runners
Ropegun and living guidebook
Approach Notes:
Construction on Hwy 14 west of Beacon might slow you down
jimis the coolest, jim say's joseph is cool to. neither one of them post about beacon anymore. i would think you were cool if you didn't.
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i dont think you should moderate anything. when others comment about how the guy took too much pro or took to long it helps me to easily identify the feckin weenies...
even golfers have to move fast, and golfers are the biggest weenies of all. speed is saftey. when i move slow, it means i'm in over my head. i probably wasn't ready for the route. i hate being that guy. don't be that guy.
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i wish my girlfriend liked girls.
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sounds like an inner child c.f.
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tough call. lots of tools around here.
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marshall, is that you? you spoda be white.
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punk, punk., punk, punk.
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bunch of bad asses on cc.com. we should challenge some other climbing website to a death match.
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i went chucky cheese and this lame little kid took forever on the wack a mole game. i beat the fuck out of the little shit, and had my way with his mom.
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if they are so bad ass. Why are they doing outerspace? I think they just might be ready for infinite bliss.
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None of us rescuers actually reached him till he was on his way down after being assisted by a couple of recreational climbers.
Whats a recreational climber? Are people climbing in the South side this time of year?
someone who only climbs, when their at a party.
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Started the day on the 10b Direct Variation only to come up on some newbies.
from cc.com ?
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that beats ricky ishoy with her hard nips on the cover of the fag mag.
Outer Space Cluster F....
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now that's funny.
