flyingpig

who's kevbone anyway

i can pull those moves with tick marks

i remember climbing with the falcons, before the closure. the falcons paid no attention if you were cool. then some daryl got approached oneday by our feathered freinds, and went crying to the ranger.that was the start of the closure.our activity got replaced by a bunch of bird watchers(the audoban society) which is a bunch of blue hairs with binos and a strong lobby. next you will have some environmentalist proving that chalk stunts the growth of lichen. you guys dont get it. keep you stupid ass arguments on the rock. i am seeing a relation between chalk, bolts, falcons, etc. please keep your battles to the land of the little poeple. the access fund doesn't need another battle that they can't win. money and cops win. i have never met a real climber with scoot, or a badge. please be private with beacon, beacause is a special place. without beacon, portland is a lame climbing town.

keep talking about beacon. it will be taken away from you. just ask opdyke.

perhaps we should all be grateful that we have beacon rock. sniveling about chalk use is somewhat absurd. i am a chalk feind. but it never seemed to help when i was climbing it in the rain.and down came the rain, and washed the chalk marks out. the itsy bitsy chalk marks climbed up the route again.

i remember when there was a bolt war at beacon. now there is chalk war.you guys better call the U.N., go to beacon and destroy all chalking vessels of mass destuction.