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Mr_Phil

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  1. Having trouble with your wife again?
  2. Mr_Phil

    the queens of spray

    Pink and Minx, sittin in a tree K-I-S-S ... . Oops, sorry. Already been done.
  3. Arguing about grades is like running in the Special Olympics.
  4. I'll use my right to defend myself with deadly force when being verbally attacked as well. Cruel words hurt, too.
  5. Ouch man! Where's the love? Whether a ski, crampon, rock shoe, etrier, or mt. boot is underfoot, you are outta your league dude.
  6. Sounds like Colin could use this.
  7. Mr_Phil

    marriage?

    Why did you get engaged to them in the first place?
  8. Go Seahawks, and take the Sonics with you.
  9. that is hilarious In Extreme Alpinism, there's a picture of Mark Twight bouldering around the water tank in Volunteer Park wearing his Himalayan boots w/integral gators (shorts, but no polypro). What a dork!
  10. Yuppiefication of the Ave. What next, a ban on piercings and tattoos?
  11. Mr_Phil

    hot climbing site!

    Your homophobia is showing.
  12. At your age, a triple shot would probably take about a week.
  13. Isn't Middle East Wall closed for nesting?
  14. I met him out for dinner on a Friday night He really got me working up an appetite He had tattoos up and down his arm There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm He's a one stop jive, makes my panties drop He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man Ooh, yeah, yeah He took me to this cotton club on Hollywood & Vine We drank champagne and we danced all night We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (a big surprise) .... He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (ooh yeah) A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man Hey, yeah Oh, yeah He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh) A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man Whoa, yeah Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot When he hits my mouth he really hits the spot He got lips like sugar cane, oh Good things come for those who wait (Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine) Candy man, candy man (Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine) Candy man, candy man (Sweet, sugar, candy man) He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin all the panties drop (Sweet, sugar, candy man) He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my *uh* pop (Sweet, sugar, candy man) He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop (Sweet, sugar) He got those lips like sugar cane Good things come for ones who wait He's a one stop jive with a real big *uh* He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (Say what) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man (Say) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man, woo A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man Oooh, whoa Candy man, candy man Candy man, candy man Candy man, candy man...
  15. Dru, forget it. Matt's a lawyer. Facts aren't relevant.
  16. And please, no homo-huddle photos of these guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  17. I think he's going to lose his dirtbag status after this one: "He is for real."
  18. That was not a dog. It was a small child.
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