Johnny_Tuff

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Your leg-loops are twisted, you nitwit.

From beautiful downtown Burbank...

What do you expect? An endless war is great for the economic health of the military-industrial complex. Really, what's 30-plus-thousand lives in exchange for kickin' returns on your Halliburton stock? A natural staging area for our upcoming war on Iran is just icing on the cake. Here's to 30k more!

Sure, but how do you feel about Delta Airlines and their customer service department?

No I roll the windows up WINDOWS DOWN!

Don't forget the fact that there's no restriction on oil companies arbitrarily raising prices to line their pockets while thoroughly fucking the consumer! Yay, free market!

Jinxy minx hijinx?

Please refrain from using "boulder" and "route" in the same sentence when requesting that I refrain from using "boulder" and "route" in the same sentence. Thank you.

Psh! Everybody knows the gym isn't really "climbing," and sport climbing isn't, neither.

iPod vibrator?

Backstrokezilian Pool-Jitsu? "No hits below the swimsuit-area, no swimfin-locks, and no grabbing by the goggles! Alright, let's keep it clean! FIGHT!" "Looks like Gladys is moving into position for a kickboard-assisted takedown, Bob." "Indeed, Steve, but Sylvia here has been training hard at the Y, and I think her swift doggy-paddling technique is going to set her up for an effective counter with the noodle!" "Oh, my! It's Gladys with the water-in-the-eyes splash, and she's got Sylvia in the half-guard! This does not look good for the up-and-comer from Willowmeadowsbrookhillsacres Nursing Home!"

Looks like she's getting ready to creep up and get you with the crossface!

Great Scott! The helpful animation was a bit more than I ever needed to see. Some kind of scatological-logistics reflected ceiling plan...ugh!

Info about the kinds of passes available: http://www.oregon.gov/OPRD/PARKS/dayuse_permit.shtml Where to buy around PDX: http://www.oregon.gov/OPRD/PARKS/dayuse_permit_vendors.shtml#Portland%20Area Happy parking!

I think US Outdoor might sell them. It's just a State Parks annual pass, so it's not just good at Smith (but who goes to any other state parks? ). Used to be you could buy them at the hardware store in Terrebonne, and I think Redpoint may have started carrying them recently, although I'm not 100% sure on that. And, like the previous person said, if you catch the parking permit-checker person, they have them for sale, too.

Funny. Apparently hospitals are now including bariatric accommodations when they remodel or expand (expand--ha ha). Must be a bummer not to fit through a 3-0 door, and to break the toilet off the wall when you sit down.

Bookmarked in my "Groups dedicated to f$%^ing innocents in the ass" category between the Ayn Rand institue and the Cato Institute BOO-YAH!

Greater-Seattle-Area Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Team?

This thread is the secret rock trapdoor of cc.com.

The trapdoor rock is too F-ing sweet! "Honey, did you remember to shut the secret rock door after you took out the trash?"

Yesterday after work I went to Tiger and sauntered around a bit. I thought of you and decided I might refer to Tiger as Broken Back Mountain if that's okay with you. I can't believe it took two pages for someone to make the obvious joke. Sheesh!

If you wait another week, I will have finished my project of sport bolting a direct line down the south side of the mountain. I will be rapelling down with a 2,000m rope, and installing pickets, bolts, and ice screws (as appropriate) every six feet. It's going to be a real treat. Alpensport is the new mixed climbing!

Any idiot can see that is not Ron Kauk. Well, apparently almost any idiot could see that.

paperboy ("Hey! Get back here, you little punk!") manufacturing grunt work (mind-numbing, menial) product testing for the same company (grinding drill bits into oblivion to test grinding wheels... ) busboy dish dog/prep bitch (wherein I learned about the 10-second rule ) college student (1 term) carwash lackey gas station attendant (promotion from carwash--YESSS!) production for a kayak/canoe paddle company custom woodworking for same tech school student (associate's degree--YESSSS!) UPS truck-loader (concurrent with above--there I learned to package anything traveling via UPS as if it was to be dragged behind the truck rather than placed carefully inside) UPS part-time supervisor (ditto)(lower-middle management--YESSS!) drafter (engineer's bitch--YESSS!) unemployed Dr. Flash Amazing drafter college student drafter (concurrent with above) drafter again (also during school--and not) father