Jump to content

Johnny_Tuff

Members
  • Posts

    497
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never

Everything posted by Johnny_Tuff

  1. Should not've, would not've, could not've. Speak like proper Canadian, you snaffle-snogging rotter!
  2. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12225188/ Write your representative today and say "NO" to more idiotic bloodlust! This'll make Iraq look like a playground shoving match.
  3. That just made me think of a vacation at the beach, instead of parading bulls.
  4. I heard he was hella into sport climbing, too. Projecting all the classic chippers and all that. Mudpilin'.
  5. Big talk from a barely-legal jam-band member from Puyallup with a peach-fuzz goatee and a backpack bigger than he is. Go peddle your namby-pamby NIMBY whining elsewhere, punter! Now, who wants to go clip some hardcore bolts?
  6. Wood dent of no nit if yew had dint of said it.
  7. Has he ever been on Churning? Sweet rig. If anyone sees him in Bend, they should tell him to check it out. F'real.
  8. Funny, it looks a hell of a lot more appealing now! Who knows how many other gems like that are lurking beneath the lackluster outcrops of mossy choss that dot the landscape? Could be classics galore to be had, if someone would get a thoroughly industrial chipping operation such as that in effect. Mmmmm...
  9. Are you hitting on me, you rascal? Well, I never!
  10. Beer-battered shrimp! (i.e. Rudy getting hit repeatedly with a bottle.)
  11. Your dwarf-toss partner drop out before the big Eastern Finals match? Don't despair, I'm sure you can find a swarthy woodsman over there who will give you a good heave.
  12. Political thread? Free-form poetry orgy? Fuck it, it's all spray! But, hey, wait--there's more! Unstoppable spray onslaught, you can't step to this. Johnny Tuff brings it, and all the ladies go wild. Sorry, I'm married! Dru might say something, Archenemy could chime in, or Oly, even. Okay, back to work, before output falls to zip, and the boss finds out!
  13. I suppose that depends on what you mean by "puts the penis away." And what you consider "fun and games."
  14. Hey, now; there's no need to be defeatist. Borrow a drill and create your own masterpiece!
  15. Funny, that's exactly what many chipped routes get!
  16. Oh, God, I was afraid it was a Gym Jones tire-dragging accident brought on by the fanatical, overzealous proddings of Mark Twight. Sounded like an April Fool's story to me, despite the date being a little late. Smith's "notoriously drilled" sport route...inconceivable! Those are gas pockets!
  17. Johnny_Tuff

    Sheesh.

    Ugh. You've got me ringin' Hell's bells!
  18. Johnny_Tuff

    Sheesh.

    Well, now, look who's gone and fallen off the AC/DC lyrics-posting bandwagon! Tsk, tsk, you're on the highway to hell, son!
  19. See you at Gitmo, if I can see you from underneath my black hood (I'll be in orange).
  20. Bullshit. This monster must be stopped somehow. How much more evidence needs to pile up; how many more reasons do we need before someone pulls the impeachment trigger?
  21. What is that, some kind of sex toy? Keep it to yourself, pervert!
×
×
  • Create New...