Very cute, Bill! Again, I can assure you the only thing our chickens will lead to are fresh eggs for breakfast (we've had them for over 2 years now). Not everyone with ovaries is aching to breed.
As for photos, I don't generally post here because I post on my own site H2Meyer Photography, and I probably don't post there nearly enough, either.
The other issue, for me, anyway, is that it's hard to climb and take decent photos at the same time... But since you've buttered me up, I'll try to convince myself to take the camera this week, just for you.
And I'll post some pr0n on your photo thread as well...