underworld

at work: "you haven't lived till you have an ultrasound on your eyeball...they put that k-y jelly on it..."

"mile-high-club...oh yeah, TWICE baby!"

that's a huuuuge house cat

i'll show you mine, if you show me yours

what if you liked The Wall BEFORE it was cool?

Just got the OR primaloft hoody jacket. Probalby not as light as some of the others, but standard OR toughness. just a suggestion as something else to look at.

snorkels are aid. or was he using it to breath?

speachless...

a lot of dead

there's too many i-pods in the world too.

computer killing post

beware the zombie

is it kinky or perverted?

you going to blow out your own candles?

sorry, it was the checkoxes

Ask the tuff questions:

passed a boeing truck on my way to lunch - he was carrying an airplane engine on his flat bed... millions and millions of $$$... i looked over as i passed and he was using both hands to open a candy bar.

the bird flew in turkey? that's just fowl!

and spell check

yes, but the 'beating a dead horse' method is expected

a little verbose, eh? doesn't the word 'liberal' cover all that?

***sigh***

Terror in the middle east