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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    my story, too. It wasn't the fish that gave me pause, it was the shitty water they were being pulled from.
  2. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    Lost to the toilet (projectile-fashion, orally) a chugged half-gallon of cold milk on a hot summer day. Caught a swat from the family patron for the gluttony and wastefulness.
  3. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    memories of goldfish-swallowin' frat boys
  4. "...a great gravy..." Which, should also weigh the same as a duck.
  5. churches! churches! and witches
  6. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    He isn't flying during the holidays - his seniority allows him whatever schedule, each month - so, you're gonna be in the hands of some other drunken-nightcrawler-gargling aviator.
  7. I'm more about the ancillary aspects of the feast: mashed potatoes w/good gravy, stuffing w/good gravy, cranberries w/good gravy, and dessert w/good gravy. Oh, and good gravy.
  8. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    regional, out of Atlanta, so opposite corner of the country. Of course, if I recall, you're a Virginny boy so you're apt to be in his neck of the woods, sometimes. Half the airline pilots fit into that profile, anyway.
  9. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    My brother made a guy puke by chewing up a big, fat nightcrawler. He's an alcoholic airline pilot, now.
  10. http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/02/11/inglourious-basterds-teaser.jpg
  11. At least hawt enough to boil the sense out of his brains as it was said he was warned earlier of a potential set-up.
  12. Dechristo

    The $9.25 worm

    Is this thread abut cheap Mescal?
  13. The pwned politician admitted to a sexual affair. The matter, of course, is in the question of consentuality. It does look like he was set-up, but, he fell for the fuck.
  14. My cousin and his wife just moved into their newly acquired house outside of Phoenix. The original owner/builder defaulted on a $1.3 million mortgage. The bank accepted my cousin's offer of $375k.
  15. Not the first, or last, to fall from grace for a fuck.
  16. With basic survival of essence, they chose to violate the heretofore communal effort. Independence of labor provided the proof in their pudding.
  17. That's the first time I ever heard an innernutz assclown label Cronkite as 'trivial'. I don't think you did your already somewhat...um...tenuous credibility any favors there, laddie. It's unfortunately not the first time I see an assclown who doesn't understand what he just read. One incidence is trivial evidence by opposition to the behavior in general. You know what, fuckwad? I grew up watching coverage of the Vietnam war. I watched it pretty closely...my 2nd grade classmate's brother died there, and me pops was there for 2 years. The news didn't pull any punches in telling it like it was. Reporters risked and lost their lives telling it like it was. If your lilly-livered, I've-done-fuck-all-but-whine post modern ego requires denigration of that kind sacrifice, that's cool. And you also need to fuck off, you pusillanimous little fucking insect. Clear enough, or would you like another 'anecdotal' opinion? As has been par for you, after misunderstanding and/or obfuscating the point argued, the sole need to appear to win an argue requires ad hominem attack.
  18. The homeless will disappear when the human race disappears.
  19. I'm not watchin' 42 minutes of that crap. What's wrong with you?!?
  20. "That's the sound of the men workin' on the Caieeeen train. That's the sound of the men workin' on the Cain train."
  21. You're done with your sex change?
  22. Sounds like a recipe for gerbil on a stick.
  23. The cost and trouble to have a key made < the cost and trouble of a stolen vehicle with subsequent use as an homeless porta-john.
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