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Hey there kevboner, wanna suck an E_cock?

Who needs a blow job, ladies?

OMFG, girlfriend. LMCSAO!

Oh come ON, girlfriend. We all know you're queerer than 18% E-rock, you flamer! You are 100% FAG, sister!

Yup it's a dog-eat-dog world out there in those big-bad powder slopes, best not go limp in your youth fellas.

Liberals are lazy whiners who have never had to work hard in their lives. The reason conservatives can take the moral high ground on all issues is because we've worked for everything we have, and we deserve everything that comes to us. Liberals just want to sit on their whiney asses and ask for free hand-outs, free health care, free child care, free education, free free free free free. Why would anyone ever want to work hard if everything was handed to them on a taxpayer silver platter? This country is falling apart because we have such a large population of lazy liberals who have NEVER known what it's like to work hard for the better life they seem to think they deserve.

Eat my balls, you sparkle-eyed mountie!

I'm on my way out to Manray with my ass greased and a four leaf clover! Sent some of that good man-lovin' mojo my way tonight

Don't worry, I use Astroglide, it won't hurt a bit.

Not your bitch-tits, Old-Man.

WOW, BECK! You must have really perfected the "praying mantis" by now!