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headcam videos pending, no doubt

via text message(!) his last words: “Noli timere”

z-clipping with a cheater stick is aid

Put a gay on it

Just read that with the new Skype for Desktop update, they added a new checkbox for Prism opt-in participation. That way, you can be sure that even though you're on domestic soil, you still don't matter.

Bag lady at the bus stop got nothing on that. Or does she? Inquiring chambers want to know.

Nine "tech giants" are accused of collaborating with the NSA by greedy reporter at the Washington Post seeking to one-up the Snowden story. Nine tech giants then state said reporter is a lying sack of click-baiting shit, though only Facebook (go figure) was that direct about it. The next day, the story in the WP is unceremoniously retracted without any acknowledgement by the WP that it was wrong, but the WP has already cashed in and the story goes viral, still at the forefront like yellow cake uranium, mushroom clouds, and the temperature of burning jet fuel. Question: Why get news from vendors such as the Washington Post, the New York Times, and Fox News -- when you can get equally credible accounts from the various wack jobs you know up close and personal, right here in spray? That said, here's some inside dope: The NSA and PETA have been found conspiring to genetically alter your brain so that you will never again eat anything about which you might say "It tastes like chicken!" This is a fact. Just because nobody here has talked about it yet don't mean shit. But there's a way to avoid the fowl-friendly mutagenic scheme: Don't drink water with fluoride in it. That's right. Just don't. It's because the fluoride, although safe by itself, will potentiate the vaccines man, the vaccines! OK, I know. For many of you it's too late. There, there.

How long could he get by in Hong Kong with, say, a few hundred thousand dollars stashed away in his money belt? (I mean, as long as he doesn't get smoked and forget where he put it.) And what would Nixon say?

So, the Rooster too smart for such bait. Ok, so instead of an article that proves my life today is but a brief and meaningless droll in time--by virtue of the fact that I read the story--maybe somebody toss some CORN into the thread. Seriously. That's CORN! AND A HATCHET! NUF SAID!

And if you ever saw how they make 'em, you'd never eat one again.

Was it George Carlin who said... Oh fuck it. Yeah, he said it, and so did everybody else. That's 'cause yer a dick.

I think it was George Carlin who said, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"

I don't think the government should be deciding whether Ron Paul goes. It's just not right. For the sake of the children... Of my gawd! There's flowers growing out of my ass!

People from Everett go to Whistler too. I'm sure of it. And probably people from Tacoma as well.

This talk about babies as a food product is terribly insensitive. By a lot of people, it's just not considered healthy to be snacking down on babies or any other meat by-products, no matter how you cook 'em... just sayin'

Am I the only one here... to really appreciate how Tvash speaks with such a calm, mild mannered way about this? Really, the new spray, is so much better. You'd maybe expect something a little more on edge. You know, when talking about the goddam fukin inquistion come to Washington, ya know? But no. Not in the new spray. A good thing. Good, that is, maybe, for a buggered nun in a habit made of cyan-colored scrubs with some satanic badge on the lapel that says RN and all that shit. WTF-ever. Personally, with my nether hole still as virgin as the Mother Mary herself, I got big plans to keep it that way, by staying away from Swedish, or any of those other islamist catholicist sympathizin' sell-out humps of hypocrisy that would better be if torn down and moved, bit-by-every-bit stained by the blood of the betrayed, to some such place more fitting-- like Dante's Hell, or maybe Texas, or, better yet, right up the pope's priggin' poop chute for the sake of, well, for the sake of all that is holy! What else? Amen? Ok, sure, you bet. Ah-fukin-men. [/rant]

If he wasn't guilty, then why was he looking for work?

Pffft! In Seattle, a story like that is just news from the suburbs. Oh, wait...

Am I the only one who is amazed that Kevbone still goes climbing, even after such a devastating injury?

Best thing for 'em, is a bullet in the head.

As it ever was, and is, and shall be, ever-living spray, in measures being spewed, and in measures sputtering out!

Have you tried using your awesome powers as a moderator to start a cross country snowboarding forum?

The streets are deserted, it's as if a bomb dropped...and here comes JayB with the latest about the prudence of vaccine therapy. Is there really any reason to question the meaning of Spray?

Famous last words: I'm disturbed that my country, the Czech Republic, might be confused with being the same as Chechnya... considering how fucking stupid Americans are, this is a real possibility, and from what I've seen on FoxNews, the nukes might very well be on the way as we speak. Best friends forever and nice knowing you, Petr Gandalovic Ambassador of the Czech Republic