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EWolfe

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  1. Working in the San Juans, and hoping to hell the wind kept blowing the ash East - which it did...
  2. Yep, them's the ones - I was looking at the .10c and the .12 last time I was up there. The .10c does look good, but James is such a notorious sandbagger, I wanted to make sure it was in fact a .10+ before I tried it. The sickle crack that is .12 looks HARD!! Thanks for the confirmation NBNW.
  3. Is that like "poor man's Almond Roca" ?
  4. Just curious who you might think would be vengeful enough... Kinda flattering, actually, to have an personal nemisis created just for you.... Trashk, is that you?
  5. FB: Poster boy for Ibuprophen...
  6. Search And Rescue Syndrome?
  7. Goddamn ad creep is everywhere...
  8. I think that is one James put up? Is there another climb to the right of it that goes much harder?
  9. More general anesthetic for the gimp!!! Hope you have a safe trip, (and the above is me buyin' you a beer!)
  10. EWolfe

    Favorite Graemlin

    Dru got me thinking about this, he said he "loved this guy---> ", not sure if its HIS favorite, but
  11. EWolfe

    Trask's Graemlin

    He thinks he's , but he's actually
  12. Finally! Verification that Trask is indeed ALL DICK!
  13. EWolfe

    MATRIX RELOADED

    That's also not corn that's popping....
  14. I think the tool is the poster...
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    stickers?

    I was noticing that he is leading, not Top-Roping Trip Report, not top rope... Like anybody would understand that bumpersticker, even if they were a climber...
  16. I thought you've been saying that he hasn't lied... STFU!!!
  17. EWolfe

    Finally

    Just under the 6 month unemployment limit - - perfect timing!
  18. www.squishbars.com squish squeamish squampton squam-town squeem squawville squampdillyishus Oh, never mind... You forgot Squash, Nerd.
  19. The horse is dead - the whip is frayed to it's last thread....
  20. I bet you will, I bet you will. Nudge, nudge. Nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!
  21. Actually, I don't think that fractal geometry explains the ability of ants to walk on walls and their relative strength. The wall walking has to do with their weight relative to surface area. Strength has more to do with having an exoskeleton and being small. So are lizards just really strong compared to their weight? and what about those crazy moves I've seen snaffles do near the bases of climbs? Maybe they have secret practice sessions to impress us "real" climbers. have you seen GOATS move on stone.. Shitdamn I want their rubber on my feet. A friend of mine, Zoltan, once saw a small ledge break under a goat on Snow Creek Wall. The goat started to plummet (it was about 50 feet up from the base), and it turned down and RAN DOWN THE WALL!! He said it sounded like machine-gun fire, the hooves were hitting the wall so fast!! Anyway, the goat ran it out onto the base, where the front legs hit with an audible THUMP!, and then just looked around like it was no biggie... Zoltan bowed and said: "Master!"
  22. Hey, Dru! My friend Tamia calls Squamish the same thing: Squish - I use that term from her - any acquaintance of yours? She lives in West Van...
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