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Everything posted by EWolfe


    What's crackin'? C'mon, Porter. Show the picture of the Big Baller on his sweet Bike - I couldn't find it... E
  2. Bizarre Movies

    Just watched "Spun" this weekend, with a feww cc.com'ers. What a wacked flick! Got thinking about other movies that are out there: Requiem For A Dream Naked Lunch Brazil Others?
  3. Bizarre Movies

  4. My New Sherpa?

    It should be called "Big Bee"!
  5. Not just trucks: Evolve big horns = small dick

    The Linkinator Strikes Again!
  6. my labor day...

    That one looks like it's in the cave. the funky 11 jam/reach, right? It's not one of mine, I forget the name... All of mine are on the East facing Wall to the right of the cave. My routes are (rt to L): Gunstone, .11c (traverses under roof on far right by slab) Roofus, .11d (2nd? to the right route on ledge, capped by 6-foot roof. The hard looking dihedral is a 12+? I think? Pax and I tried it...) and Airborn Ranger, 11c the one to the left of Roofus. There's some newer ones on the wall to the left of AR, not sure what those are
  7. When A Cougar In The Bedroom Is Bad

    Redenbacher Bump!
  8. my labor day...

    That looks familiar, hmmmm. Nice stuff there, Rudy!
  9. Senior Moments

    it is right - rarely used, but right. look it up. Checked my huge tome (2,000+ pages) of the RHD. I humbly stand corrected. "You have to know these things when you're a king, you know." ---Arthur, King of the Britons
  10. bumper stickers

    G.W. Bush: American Errorist
  11. bumper stickers

    Piss off, clownpuncher
  12. Nine Olympic NBC Commentaries

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"
  13. Mauling at Inspiration Col

    Those love taps you're giving the aren't any kind of a deterrent. You hit like a girl Hugs, Erik
  14. PayPal Hacked

    Living in Renton is punishment enough.
  15. Senior Moments

    The beautiful, shiny button! The jolly candy-like button!
  16. It's true, I've seen it right here.
  17. Cascadeclimbers.com Renaissance Men

  18. Spontaneous Combustion

    I worry more about stigmata at a bad time - all the blood really screws you at the crux...but, yeah. SC is on the list, for sure. Why can't our bodies just behave themselves?
  19. And the Accusations Begin!

    Right up there with "Alpine Assault!" L7iSTQdjm_0
  20. Why Can't I Find a Date, Dammit?