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You may have already gotten this, but it was too damn funny to not share. Cheers! Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Seattle Market: Medina Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Bellevue Square (at selected stores only). She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a 2 million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating husband Dr. Ken. Issaquah Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit. Tacoma Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls. Belltown Condo Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken. Kent Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers. Auburn Barbie: The Murfreesboro version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children. She is a GRCC drop-out, and has never made it out of what she calls "the rockin' boro" Everett Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro Z-28. Lynnwood Barbie: This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulderpads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Walmart purse and outdated shoes. Enumclaw Barbie: This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H ribbon collection, brown pick up truck and blue eye shadow! She's a country girl at heart with cow manure odored boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a realistic dose of country fun) Cowboy Ken is toothless and also clad in red and black flannel check shirt.

A kitten. Soft, Warm, Sweet, and optional to have Sharp Claws.

warm fires spiced apple cider - maybe spiked fig leafes and cassis

A Fairy Princess

lemongrass, a rain storm, my man after climbing, and puppies.

Dude, I had to shut it down before all the docs got too excited. But it was a fake bull ride - most REAL women like a real bull

He is smart and hiding from this dreaded thread.

my man thinks the same thing

That sounds like a lot of work.

If I mistaken - please correct me. I thought this was SPRAY! So you can feel free to read what I have to say or not. It is your choice. But don't ramble on or make assumptions on a subject you have failed in as well. And don't take your aggessions out of me for something you need to take up with another party. I will believe in what I need to just as you do.

There are many things you will NOT understand nor need to. It would be a waste of my time trying to inform you.

All things take time! Your negative attitude will get you now where.

I don't believe that I am a feminists. I DO think about all the things that have been lost. Things are not suppose to be 50/50. This is not how it was with our grandparents and they were fairly happy. The new role of a women is to be in the workplace, be a mother, and a sensitive supportive women. How the hell do we have time for all of this? How is this a 50/50 relationship? A women comes home from working a 40 hours week, cooks dinner, does some laundry, and puts the kids to bed. Where did her husband fit into the equation? We have lost a lot more as women since we've demanded equal rights. I don't want to be a stay at home mother, but I do want to provide my family a loving enviroment. I want to watch my children grow up under my roof and not someone elses. There are many children that don't have the luxury of both parents in a home. My firm belief is the 'women's movement' have moved us right out of our homes. Divorce rates are too high. School test scores are at an all time low. And children spend more time watching TV than in relationship with thier working parents. Men should be providers & protectors just as they were before. It is not that we need to be barefoot and pregnant , but women do have a given place in this world. I know how to shoot a gun, but I don't think I could kill someone to protect my family. That is a man's job. I believe women need to stop intruding and let men do what they do best. As women we should stick to what we were meant to do - love your man - don't treat him like a women - and give him what he needs - in return - he will do the same. I welcome some kink, oral, handcuffs, and other items into the bedroom. But I do so by having a man who is strong enough to ask for what he needs/wants. My belief on sex "women pick the time - men pick the HOW". We all win that way!

Silly~ of course they are black.

I know how you are feeling! Take care

Have you or Rumr set a date yet? I can probably make the weekend of October 24-27th to Smith with my 'sprout'. Should we start planning or what?

It is A LOT of work. I need weekly massages to handle the stress for so much responsibility!

OMG! Are you sure you are up for that kind of responsibility? I try to keep things simple - three keys - car & home & work.

Havin' a 'sprout' I am always seein' her dig for the good stuff. She usually avoids the mouth and plays with the sticky stuff in between her fingers.

That should teach you to not mess with 'mother nature'. She will bite you when you are not expecting it! I still feel empathy for the man. I am unsure if it is towards his life threatening wounds or stupidity. Stay safe out there in the mountains this Fall!

Do you think a good example might include Microsoft (big business)? It seems the government will only let you get away with so much as a "big business". I for one believe in big business! If someone can do the job right - then let them do it! I also believe I am a pretty simple person - I like to fill my gas tank up - drive away - and think about where the hell it came from. (Spoken like a true consumer )

I am sorry to hear about it! Try to enjoy your beautiful day and remember there are still things to rejoice in.

incubus=trask We all have a closet - but some things aren't meant to be shared. I could wear my man's stuff - but it just falls off. If he wore mine don't think it'd fit. His nads would definately be sensitive.

This was my first season on the rock. As a newbie - I realized the true addiction you can experience with fear, adrenaline, and pain. Can't wait to have more!