Our Lager,which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy Drink.
Thy will be Drunk
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy Head,
and forgive us our spillage
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the porter the ale and the lager.
Amen