lummox

What do you use numbnuts for? I never heard of em.

That sounds way wrong.

Nevermind. They don't fucking make anything.

what up, bitch?

ditto, punk.

Who's on the short list for your booty call, then?

That's a midget nun, dopey.

mofo saddam put his goverment on alert on 9-11 prior to the highjackings. 1+1=?

those gurls are former east german swimmers.

local talent is looking fine for me. typical elementary teacher is female, single, and on the pill. what the fuck do you want?

It must suck to have a pin head.

fuck you. AA is for quitters.

Here's a question... What type of a species is Humpty Dumpty? Everyone just ASSUMES he's an egg. It never says that anywhere... I need SOURCES, people!!! fuck the tyep of species. is it male, or female? androgynous maybe? asexual, whatever it is.

word from Colin Powell is that the coalition of the willing is increasing. fuckin A. even the pipe fitters are drinking with the teamsters down at the suck and swallow. increase that count with the support of the State of Inebriation!

humpty dumpty lives!

Watch it, lummox, Sexual Chocolate will jump your shit for being racist. watch it yourself. I ain't got nothing against the irish. I like em alot. I've banged plenty colleens, and will screw plenty more. But not too many would like to see em wearing thong bikinis. Okay, jenny mccarthy, yea. but she's a hybrid.

As it turns out, the micks are good for something: they've trained the British troops how to fight in urban settings.

Fumigants don't work too well in dust storms. Allah certainly is making a statement, and it ain't in support of the Eyeracki gubment. Jarheads and Grunts are getting rest for the asskicking they're about to deliver. Payback is a bitch. I wonder if Saddam is flexible enough to kiss his own ass goodbye?

I've heard this exchange somewhere before: None shall pass. I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Then you shall die. I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! I move for no man. So be it! Now stand aside, worthy adversary. 'Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No, it isn't. Well, what's that, then? I've had worse. You liar! Come on, you pansy! Victory is mine! We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer-- Hah!Come on, then. What? Have at you! Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Oh, had enough, eh? Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. Yes, I have. Look! Just a flesh wound. Look, stop that. Chicken! Chickennn! Look, I'll have your leg. Right! Right. I'll do you for that! You'll what? Come here! What are you going to do, bleed on me? I'm invincible! You're a looney. The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. Come, Patsy. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Does the uneven conflict in Iraq and the ridiculous propaganda spew coming out of Baghdad bring to mind the Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler wrestling mismatch to anyone else? Tragic comedy. The unnecessary loss of life is a bummer. Must be beer-thirty.

Lutheran, ya stupid fuck.

snoboy, are you pissed that you ain't got moderater rights on the Spray? WTF do think a "lummox" is?

worth pointing out that the Euro fucks let the situation of Al Qaeda cell growth in their countries happen in the first place, so STFU dumbass. And don't think that "American bastards" like myself are oblivious to the fact that Canadians are required to learn French. I reckon some of them even like it. Go club a seal, fuck a Newfie, overfish the one-time-most-productive-fishery-in-the-world, clear-cut your western forests (and ship the whole logs to Japan), or smoke and drink yourself into oblivion at the local club.