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Can't be. The stands and sidelines are full. There appears to be a WSU cougar on the 50 yard line. Queue Dru and his animated cougar.gifs.

I don't have the time or patience to read the whole thread, but as a federal government employee you are subject to "directed reassignments", as in your job has been transferred to Baghdad, you start on Monday. You have the choice to show up or not. If you don't show up, then you are insubordinate. BTW, in the parlance of the U.S. Government, FS is Forest Service, FSO is Foreign Service Officer.

I didn't think that Minx, Archie, or Carolyn went for nancy boys.

Ok......Not sure I should post this up after a picture of a big rooster...........but I am a migratory bird biologist it may be science but I don't do details so there goes the geek theory

Remember that big blond chick last night? When I got her alone, I went to touch her privates like this.....she was not chick!

Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee admire the golden ducat while the California gold-digger wonders what she can buy with it.

1:1000000 that you'll get Jenny.

"This is incredibly important for something where there is nothing to it." Huh? Are they talking about my boss's brain again?

Don't ever use the wrong TPS Report coversheet!!!! The boss will come see you about that.

from NASA

The Oregon State Legislature is now considering a bill to require anyone who steps out of their car while in the Columbia Gorge be required to wear a Gorge Locater Unit (GLU) along with 7 packages of GU taped to their chests. Those without the require GLUGU will be summarily shot and then billed for rescue costs, speculation expenses, and the final bullet costs. Do not travel without your GLGU.

Smartass You are 100% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant. You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

The Bicentennial was a good year to graduate from da high school. A little too late for Haight/Ashbury and Woodstock but close enough to enjoy........ 8D

I bet you could find them in store, usually they are located next to the left-handed smokeshifters and little sumari pocket surgery kits. Just ask any of the helpful folks in the green vests, some of them even speak English as their native language and all of them will ask you if you'd like to become a member of their cult, err I mead co-op. Not that they are a cooperative anymore but it does help with the IRS tax code.

I was boating on the river around Beacon, I watched climbers about 1-2 and 4-5 pm. I didn't see any helicopters or accidents.

That all you got gurl? I thought you meant that you had been BAD!

Chicken Better be watching your backside. That cloacal swab ain't made outta silk and they don't use any KY. Happy HPAI H5N1 to you.

Late night I hope. Wouldn't want any little Granites to see that! Is this unintentional avatar disclosure, Mr. Granite? Ooops.

If they are solo why would they need to cover up?

Note to broker, buy all available underoos stock, I am predicting a huge leap in buying activity as guys try to impress Muffy.

-12 lbs for the 2 months, going to keep going, off to the gym...........

I've gotten some mileage out of gear. But the plans I have for future escapades will require more training. Arch Practice makes perfect for those sexcapades. Keep on practicing. Sweetheart, a little BDSM lesson for you: Training: Either referring to a short period of time (a scene) or an ongoing effort of the Dom/me teaching the sub how to act. Can either be a playful thing or a serious thing, depending on the couple. Like I said keep on practicing or whipping or tying knots, its all good.