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JoshK- I camped out on your girlfriend's ass Friday night. It was a frigid, pock-marked tundra. So cold I almost went home.

It's a fake. This picture wasn't even taken outside. This is clearly the REI Flagship Footwear section. The "slab" they are walking on is not granite, it is plastic. The "experienced instructors" are actually REI sales people vying for the commission on a pair of $400 North Face "Nuptse" (or insert native sounding name of choice here) boots. The trees and other things in the background are a combination of cloth backdrops and plastic features REI places in-store to make the customer feel at home. Congrats on your first trip to REI Scot, must have been a special moment for you

He wrote 'Rime and Punishment' didn't he? I heard it's about climbers who get stuck on a long committing rock route and are forced to wear wool socks over their climbing shoes to get traction on the rime and escape.

From CBS: most climbers are humorless douche-bags. From Cpt. Caveman: say "pee in her butt" and people will notice. From Dru: how to speak Russian with a Canadien accent. From Charlie: 'Simple Man' is, without a doubt, the most powerful song in the world. From Dave Schultz and Kellyclimbsnow: mos t clymers kant spel or drive or ar moochs. From Pub-Clubs: I am younger, better looking and have fewer social difficulties than most CC.comers. From life offline: CC.com is a waste of time. *If any of the above doesn't bring a smile to your face please read lesson one again.

Nice work, man. I was up there the weekend before last and found the Rebel Yell route spectacular as well. We also did a route on Rossi Spire (not in the Beckey Guide) but it paled in comparison to Chianti. Cheers Fellas, "With a Rebel Yell, she cries, More, More, More." -Billy Idol

My new rap name is "MC Pope Innocent XI"

Kint, you be from Kint? I went to Kintridge Hiskool.

Are you really from Kent? Kent is a hell hole. I know it well.

Have you been climbing at the Feathers recently? I've heard that attitude there before.

My grandfather used to buy old gear at yard sales so that when he got caught poaching (and he did) he wouldn't have much to lose. Save the expensive stuff for when you're within the law.

I used to do the hospital gig. I thought I was signing up for a seven on seven off schedule, but really it was a climb every other weekend schedule when the lack of weekday partners was figured in. A hearty breakfast at Beth's tomorrow and I'll be on track to climbing Sunday.

I've had the Ascents for awhile and I like the extra features. I wouldn't pay the $80 price difference for them if I had to do it all over again though. Spend your $bLiNg$ on the removable flotation tails instead, they are more useful.

You think it's bad to be stuck inside? I have four days off this weekend because I don't work Fridays. I make all sorts of plans and preparations and back up plans. Now I'm fucking sick and sitting inside drinking beers because I don't even care if I get better anymore: my weekend is all but blown. I may get one day of cragging (if I stop drinking and start taking my C right now) which is all I got last weekend due to the weather. FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKINGGGGG HEEEEELLLLL MAN!! It's way worse to have the freedom to do what you want in the beautiful weather and then have your body say, "No, I'd rather give you a fever and chills all weekend-you can't climb." I'm so pissed I want to throw my bottle at the next moped I see.

There is a bolt ladder in Husky Stadium.

I'm leaving town for a the last half of June and I need two people to work in my place while I'm gone. I work for a small Landscape Construction crew. Our current project is a high end home in Issaquah. Features there include a waterfall, drystack rockwalls, a sports court and a hot tub. Experience is not necessary to do this work, just be in decent shape and have a good sense of humor. The Foremen are a couple of old guys from Hawaii and are very laid back. We work four ten hour days and have the option of working Fridays. You'll make about $100 a day and I'm offering between eight and ten days of work. If this sounds good, PM or call me. Aaron 206.890.0090

When a 9mm isn't enough I uncoil "Circus Circus", my 10.5mm.

There's a harder route to the left (mentioned above) that is at least a 12. He has routes to the right of "Cream" but I don't know the names or ratings. One might have been "Anchors Away" and I think it was 11 something. They all look good.

Gotta go, the are calling me away.

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Are you trying to moderate here King Shit?

Trask I heard you were the one with a lot of tricks up yer, uh, "sleeve".

A lesson on courtesy from The King Moderator of Shit. Damn, I must be low on the dung heap. FencePoleSitter: My panel van will fix your Ford's wagon.

The Warlock says: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup."