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MrDoolittle

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  1. Flew to NH on ATA. DO NOT FLY WITH ATA!!!!! Worst flying experience ever. They booked five flights to leave in a 30min time frame, with five people working the ticket counter, after having a flight cancelled night before due to engine failure the night before. I took them two hours to load our plane, they were BEGGING people to volunteer to get off for two free RT tickets to anywhere they flew, we missed our connecting flight, sat in Shitcago for two and a half hours, and they didn't even comp us drinks!!! Fuckers... On the bright side, we showed up at Avis expecting a Geo Metro and ended up with a BRAND NEW 2004 Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible with 23 miles on it. I guess they rent the new cars out as "economy" vehicles until they are broken in. Rest assured, it will be WELL broken in when they get it back See you in hell, -J
  2. The calories in fats are the most difficult for your body to access. Complex sugars, carbohydrates, salts, protein to rebuild muscle during rest, and some fats. Plenty of H2O but not so much that you over-hydrate (hyponuetremia(sp?))
  3. Any stats/thoughts on who the most ignored user is around here? Just curious...
  4. Fuck Peshitstain, that place sucks. Darrington Squish Slab it up! Stay on the granite, the climbing is better than on poorly consolidated sandstone, so you can worry about the climbing, and not the rock. You want to get your confidence back, not freak yourself out on sketchy shit. Also, slab work will keep your arms low, for the most part, so your shoulder can get activiated in a range of motion that won't be pushing it to the max. You'll also get some hand stength back. Then, steepen the angle to match your condition. Best wishes!!
  5. Mix ammonium nitrate with diesel fuel. Add home-made blasting cap and plenty of hobby wick. Place improvised explosive device behind offensive rock. Light wick. Evacuate the area. Cover ears and open mouth to protect hearing from overpressure. Enjoy loud boom. Repeat as necessary.
  6. What better way to teach a country about democracry than to occupy it, close down newspapers, arrest "insurgents", and target political leaders! And to hear The Shrub talk about it makes me want to HURL!!! That guy is the biggest simpleton! "These people are poeple that hate freedom and hate our way of life. They are terrorists and murder bombers, but we will stay the course. They will test our resolve, but our resolve is firm, and freedom will win." Does he actually think before he speaks? I'd say that people fighting a foreign invader to try and maintain their way of life is the best example of "freedom" going. It's a mess, because we went in like cowboys to get Saddam, and now we're FUCKED. Vietraq. And did you here Rumsfeld yesterday saying (obtusely, of course) that we are going to keep the 1st Cav over there, despite the fact that they've been there for a year???? Morale==>toilet.
  7. I like "Vietraq". It seems to flow a bit better off the tongue.
  8. I'd like to see him fight Gandhi.
  9. The world would be a better place if Saddam were still in power. And how do you think the Muslim world is going to respond to the US bombing a mosque yesterday?
  10. Good, then I'll have a tool with which to carve out your esophagus and shit down your neckhole. Sweet! Sounds like fun! Oh, and by the way, how are things gong this fine day in IRAQ? Seems like things are REALLY starting to hit the fan, and all over the country. But I'd REALLY, REALLY like to say: Told you so. THanks for the daily reminder that you're a fucking idiot. That the best you can do?
  11. Good, then I'll have a tool with which to carve out your esophagus and shit down your neckhole. Sweet! Sounds like fun! Oh, and by the way, how are things going this fine day in IRAQ? Seems like things are REALLY starting to hit the fan, and all over the country. But I'd REALLY, REALLY like to say: Told you so.
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    Theft

    Cage full of starving rats placed over face a la 1984 But at least your park pass fee goes towards increased presence of wardens to prevent this type of crime from happening
  13. I wonder what she'll think of the dogs eating shit from under the outhouses. Fucking poser. She'd die on K2.
  14. I prefer coagulated bacon grease spread onto bagels and topped with kosher salt. ML tells a story about a father/son team that showed up to a 6 day Basic Alpine Mountaineering course with six days worth of Burger King hamburgers. Day 1... Son: Boy, these hamburgers sure taste good! Dad: Yup! Who needs that rehydrated crap when you've got a good ol' hamburger. Day 2... Son: Boy these hamburgers sure tasted good yesterday! Dad: Yup! Day3... Son: Hamburgers... Dad: Yup... Day 4... Son: Dad? Dad: Yeah? Son: Did you heat up this hamburger? Dad: Nope. Son: Then how did it get hot? Day 5... Son: Dad? I don't feel so good...BBBLURPH Dad: Me neither. I think it's the altitude. Here, have another hamburger. Son: These hamburgers taste like pain. Day 6... Son: Dad? There's blood in my BM. Dad: Me too, son. Me too. I never read about this in Freedom of the Hills. Son: I'm dizzy. Dad: I think it's altitude sickenss. Son: There are bugs in my eyes! I can feel them!!! I'm gonna carve them out with a hamburger!!!
  15. Sad...sad...another reason not to climb Everest.
  16. Lars: your signature==>
  17. Good. We don't like your kind anyway.
  18. Impermeable bedrock. The thing is bored into the earth. I just bought a ticket, pretty cheap compared to flying.
  19. Fucking funnny, dude! Just give Mr. X a nice pair of leather gloves, and he'll be OK!!
  20. And The News Only Continues To Improve!! Mess. M-E-S-S. Mess. And what's the endgame? MORE MESS!!! But thankfully... Most Poeple Think Bush Sucks Balls
  21. Bellingham sucks balls. I'd move in a second if I didn't have this shitty job. I never get any time off to do anything!! I'd try Sedro-Wolley, close to the mountains lots to do, good people, and no fucking hippies.
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    Lynn Hill?

    Anyone catch her show at WWU yesterday?
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