Harry_Pi

Hello mystery! You sick bastard, did you get your flu shot yet? Thank you for allow commie to post.

Hello capitalist! Have bumper sticker printed like HONK IF YOU'RE GAY and place on bumper of you favorite ass hole. Thank you fou allow commie to post.

Hello capitalist! Another rude e-mail. Subject: FW: cake or bed? - You Must Read This! - It will make yousmile! HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU... I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.... DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! Thank you for allow me to post. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello capitalist! With the same energy ... I put into going after the Viet Cong and trying to win for our country, I pledge to you I will hunt down and capture or kill the terrorists before they harm us," Kerry said. "And we will wage a war on terror that makes America proud and brings the world to our side." Now that doesn't sound like a peace loving anti death penalty, pro abortion democrat to me. Killing someone before proven guilty, time for the civil rights people to chime in. Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello Alpinfox! Have a happy, baby doll. Thank you for allow commie to post.

Hello capitalista! For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you..... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,.... Just to get a little sausage. I was devastated by this e-mail from my ex. Thank you for allow me to continue post.

Hello capitalist! That right, blame everyting on republican, we all know democrat is perfect like communist party. Thank you for allow me to continue posting.

Hello capitalist! Yes I have been written up in Oregon a few times many years ago. Back then, on the reverse side of the citation was a box you could check to plead guilty with an explanation. Just send the court a polite letter with a check and just maybe the fine will be reduced. I tried it once and it worked. Thank you for allow me to continue posting.

Hello capitalist! I recommend every climber , hiker stay away from the Olympics. The trails are steep and rocky, the rock is crumbly and basalt, the marmots whistle all night long just to piss off the few brave souls that attempt to explore the area. Thank you for allow me to continue posting.

Hello capitalists! Maybe we start new topic on this board called "my favorite recipe," in case we decide to have potluck. My favorite What's yours? Thank you for allow me to continue posting.

Hello capitalist! Just thought I'd stir a little shit and see how tolerant you cc.commers are. The attachment is of my son a future wizard. DIVERSITY Thank you fou allow me to express my BS.

Hello capitalist! I've used the same excuse, oh shit I totally forgot about the parking, wilderness, backcountry, camping, climbing fees and permits. Royal Basin, what the fuck, maybe we could sneak in this time of year without being noticed. You obviously don't remember HOMELAND SECURITY. Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! Maybe try being a kind, considerate, thoughtful, loving poster like me, than you no need to worry. Except my last avatar, I_AM_GOD was booted after only one post without warning. What happened to freedom of religion? Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! Do I need to bring harness, rope, pro, alcohol? Just a warning, asians have short legs. Thank you fou allow fou to post.

Hello capitalist! Desire, desire, who wants to climb Rainier again after several times? It's the same thing as being married for a few years. Thank you for allow commie to post.

Hello capitalist! Since I once again return to North America from Korea, does any cafe about Seattle area serve boshintang? Thank you 4 allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! DoubleHeader Tavern near Pioneer Square. Thank you 4 allow commie to post.

Hello capitalist! Fantastic trip report Dr Crack. Thank you for allow commie to post.

Hello capitalist! It sound like you suffer from geriatric disease. Thank you for allow commie to post.

Hello capitalist! Where's the chestbeater trip report? Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! Should minorities or yuppies wear helmets? Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! I've smoked cigarettes all my life and I'm not dead yet. Thank you for allow fou to post.

Hello capitalist! Before you know it alls spout off, please speak to a few comrads that grew up in communist countries during the cold war and emmigrated to the USA. Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! All this controversy makes me look forward to ice skating at the next winter olympics, faggots. Thank you for allow me to post.

Hello capitalist! Any movie producers out their want to hear SEF's TR? What an epic, he soloed the west ridge and probably did it faster than Rambo could. Thank you for allow me to post.