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come on baby, won't you show me what you got here I want your salvation, whoah-oh-oh
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Oh, yes, that is really quite steep. If you turn the picture upside down.
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Stop trying to hijack the DFA love-in, you punterious wanks. Start your own punctuation/secret code thread!
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Nonsense, poopypants! It's Dr. Flash Amazing, not Flash Amazing, N.D. The brilliant medical mind of DFA encompasses a vast galaxy of knowledge, all of it infallible. Do not make the mistake of assuming, however, that since the good Doctor and yourself share the understanding that sugar pills have all the curative powers of, well, sugar pills, that this somehow validates your hopelessly backward political & social views. In the spirit of good will for the new year, put this on your iPod and enjoy: www.theskepticsguide.org (may be .com, or search iTunes for The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe).
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How you say in America? Ah, yes: Hope all is well in Tenino, sir. The Amazing family drove by on the interstate on Xmas weekend, but there was no time to stop. One of these days...
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Dish out tons of awesome beta. Lord Doctorly supremacy over all within earshot via superbly crafted spraydowns of unqualified brilliance and sterling wit. Send sickness at various crags. I.e. business as usual.
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Tell us, what does DFA stand for? Dumbass Fruit Asshole? Oh, that's truly ingenious. Rallied all of your neurons for that verbal assault, did you? Good show, pat on the head and all that.
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Clearly, this board needs a nice, cleansing colonic and a seven-day kale-juice purification fast to recharge the chi connection between y'all's chakras. Pope only bags on Bosch owners 'cause he's a Hilti man, by the way. The extended battery life and smooth keyless chuck action really float his drilling boat.
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1. The numbers are probably low since no one with a serious medical problem sees chiros or alternative "medicine" providers, and these quacks don't perform surgery, reducing the risk of death...and the ability to treat numerous conditions or injuries and thus save numerous lives. 2. The woo-woo medicine field is largely unregulated in comparison to western medicine, and people routinely under-report their use of alternative modalities to their physicians, so it's difficult to say how many people were strung along by their naturopath taking worthless sugar pills and then finally went to a real doctor when it was too late.
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Right, but whereas Western medicine has modified its approach accordingly as a result of discoveries such as the germ theory of disease, chiropractic is still based on the idea that magic energy beams flow through the top of your skull down your spine, and that all the body's ills can be cured by righting the flow of the magic energy (aka "innate intelligence"). And billcoe, do tell; since Western medicine's practitioners are so ignorant, would you avoid them if you broke your spine? Had a ruptured disk? A brain aneurysm? People are funny; they will get their backs popped or eat homeopathic sugar pills for minor, nonspecific ailments, but the minute the shit hits the fan, they want a real doctor. Hmmm...
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Dr_Flash_Amazing replied to ClimbingPanther's topic in Spray
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Dr_Flash_Amazing replied to ClimbingPanther's topic in Spray
Everything in moderation. Especially moderation. -
Funny that a practitioner of a methodology that is based on such pseudoscientific twaddle as "innate intelligence" would be flying the flag of the FSM, a favorite skeptics' jab at, well, pseudoscientific twaddle. Perhaps there's a subluxation in your liver chi, or whatever.
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Ha! The Doctor thought this thread was about the time DFA was stranded in the Pierre airport--pardon the digression, but does anyone else think they should just rename it the Pierreport? Anyway, it was one of those disastrous midwest winter deals, and DFA was killing time in the First-rate Platinum Flyer's Lounge, waiting for the snow to lift or whatever, and the fellow with the combover seated next to him at the bar turned out to be the Doctor's long lost brother (whom the Amazing family had given up for adoption once it was determined which of the two would be the wildly successful one). Sadly, not all coincidences are enjoyable ones, and the incident turned rather ugly rather quickly after the "other" brother began stubbornly insisting that he was the successful one. Something about owning some building called "Trump Tower" or something. "Chump Tower is probably more like it" said the Doctor (or something to that effect). It only went downhill from there, but let's just say that Dr. Flash Amazing was not the one who spent the rest of the evening in the Pierre Community Hospital outpatient wing. Ahh, South Dakota...
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A different name. Like, if your friend registered as "5-9_TR_Master" the first time, he or she could go back and try re-registering as "Toprope_Destroyer". You know, for example. Dr. Flash Amazing is neither suggesting that your friend topropes 5.9, nor that there would be anything wrong with that, making it funny in any way to anyone who might climb way harder and have a titanic ego. Seriously.
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There's one of those over a doorway in the casa del Amazing, and, while it has seen shamefully little use, it does, indeed, look rather nice when the Doctor happens to glance up on his way into the kitchen for an ESB. Fabulous piece of training equipment. Five stars.
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Spire Rock? Online photo of Routes?
Dr_Flash_Amazing replied to Stefan's topic in Rock Climbing Forum
Perhaps you are thinking of the online mini-guide to the UW rock thingy? Because a bunch of Seattle nerds were posting pics of that a while ago. Does one really need a route guide to a diminutive artificial craglet such as Spire Rock? Or this UW rock thingy, for that matter? -
If DFA is not mistaken, there are bald eagles, which nest pretty much directly across the river from Northern Point, up in the choss. Although, now that the Doctor thinks about it, don't bald eagles usually nest in trees? At any rate, looking across the river from Northern Point, one can spot the nest of whatever kind of bird it is by identifying the enormous white slick of bird shit issuing forth from the nesting zone.
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Naturally, Dr. Flash Amazing will be charmed, as usual, to see all of you again. Should DFA bring over a heapin' helpin' of the Amazing Family Secret Recipe Chip Dip and some home-made Chossy Snax? The Doctor has slides from his last project, too, from stick clip to send. Pretty inspiring stuff, if the good Doctor may be so bold as to say so.
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Springtime! Spriiiiiingtiiiiiime!
Dr_Flash_Amazing replied to Johnny_Tuff's topic in Rock Climbing Forum
That Cobra Commander is a mystery wrapped in an enema. -
Figures your flimsy martial-arts facade would crumble under the weight of your titanically juvenile intellect. You are to Bruce Lee what a double-wide trailer is to the Empire State Building. 20 minutes on the heavy bag, followed by push-ups to failure and sit-ups to failure, you whimpering pile of liposuction leavings!
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Springtime! Spriiiiiingtiiiiiime!
Dr_Flash_Amazing replied to Johnny_Tuff's topic in Rock Climbing Forum
Is this like when half the geniuses on this board thought DFA was Iain? Certainly a shining example of brilliant internet sleuthing. Good work keeping the torch burning in the long-running "I think I known who Dr. Flash Amazing really is" saga. -
We'll see who's getting served, Mr. Mullet.
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Stevie, your limp-wristed little girly-slaps are enough to make Chuck Norris's sorry-attempts-at-some-semblance-of-a-roundhouse-kick look like a serious threat. Go back to the dojo and beg your sensei for permission to style your hair in the locker room, you poor excuse for a punching bag. You're the Stuart Smalley of martial arts, pal.