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Gidget

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  1. Brush with tabloid greatness

    I had a nun burst my eardrum by twisting it while dragging me down the hall by it in 4th grade. maybe that is some form of weird catholic nun forplay.
  2. Depth Charges

    That is right, have not played that on the hubby in a while. I guess the dog would beg to differ on that.
  3. Depth Charges

    Farting under the covers, we always called that a dutch oven.
  4. '08

    Who cares what Hillary thinks, I live in NY and they are closing schools, libraries, and all county works.
  5. '08

    Could be worse, oh shit it is.
  6. '08

    I vote this chap for prez Hey! You changed your vote! What about Pedro for Prez and Dat-Cat fer Vice
  7. '08

    I vote this chap for prez
  8. '08

    my choice
  9. The monkeys aren't too thrilled about you either

    A Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks. "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
  10. best of cc.com The Nodder?

    Sorry, I did nodder know that the above was already posted.
  11. best of cc.com The Nodder?

    Nodder
  12. Caption contest...

    Grab it by the horns baby
  13. i just popped....

    As Billy Madison said after hearing the tour guide at the colonial village say “If peeing yourself is cool then I am Miles Davis.” That is the grossest thing I have ever heard. Happy Halloween
  14. Favorite Halloween Costumes

    Happy B-day, did not see it was today. Have a great one. Cheers
  15. Favorite Halloween Costumes

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/greatcostume.html
  16. BEER TEST

    http://www.coorslight.com/beergame/
  17. I could not find anything.
  18. Hobbits!

    DEEP YO!! Don't forget, the world was created in 7 days. This is all a prank
  19. What do you buy "in store"?

    You can usually find discounted, last season outerwear at local gear shoppes. You will most likely find better deals online but that is one thing that you will find in store less than other items. Boots too, I hate buying footwear online or via catalog.
  20. Election night drinking game

    What happens if yer guy wins yer state?
  21. Everything Breaks

    Hey Dru, be careful! Bad shit always happens in threes.
  22. Favorite Halloween Costumes

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/franziacostume.html
  23. Favorite movie lines

    I eat shit like you for breakfast. You eat shit for breakfast? Happy Gilmore
  24. What're Ya Reading Now?

    Just finished "Under the Banner Of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer Going to start "Naked" by David Sedaris
  25. Great sheep quote heard this weekend

    How do you clean a spent Sheep? Woolight
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