Gidget

I had a nun burst my eardrum by twisting it while dragging me down the hall by it in 4th grade. maybe that is some form of weird catholic nun forplay.

That is right, have not played that on the hubby in a while. I guess the dog would beg to differ on that.

Farting under the covers, we always called that a dutch oven.

Who cares what Hillary thinks, I live in NY and they are closing schools, libraries, and all county works.

Could be worse, oh shit it is.

I vote this chap for prez Hey! You changed your vote! What about Pedro for Prez and Dat-Cat fer Vice

I vote this chap for prez

my choice

A Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks. "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

Sorry, I did nodder know that the above was already posted.

Nodder

Grab it by the horns baby

As Billy Madison said after hearing the tour guide at the colonial village say “If peeing yourself is cool then I am Miles Davis.” That is the grossest thing I have ever heard. Happy Halloween

Happy B-day, did not see it was today. Have a great one. Cheers

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/greatcostume.html

http://www.coorslight.com/beergame/

I could not find anything.

DEEP YO!! Don't forget, the world was created in 7 days. This is all a prank

You can usually find discounted, last season outerwear at local gear shoppes. You will most likely find better deals online but that is one thing that you will find in store less than other items. Boots too, I hate buying footwear online or via catalog.

What happens if yer guy wins yer state?

Hey Dru, be careful! Bad shit always happens in threes.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/franziacostume.html

I eat shit like you for breakfast. You eat shit for breakfast? Happy Gilmore

Just finished "Under the Banner Of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer Going to start "Naked" by David Sedaris

How do you clean a spent Sheep? Woolight