Erik walks into a bar. He tells the bartender he wants 10 shots of his cheapest whiskey. The bartender lines them up and Erik starts tossing them down one after another.
The bartender asks "Why the heavy drinking?"
"My first blowjob," Erik replys.
"Baby Jesus, that is a reason to celebrate!"
Erik looks up, "No celebration, I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."