Poseur

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes <Me so horny> Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's wet, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!

JUST LOU!!!!!!

mmmmmm, calamari, yummmy

Muir on Saturday

quote: How do you like my new, extremely offensive avatar image? My life has a value of $US2.5E7. Isn't that hilarious? You'd think that one of my "henchmen" would have turned me in by now, for the coin, that's quite a few goats. I guess they hate you more than they want your money. My favorite was the air drop of envelopes containing a two $100 bills and a picture of you're douche-bag President Select. Do you know how many civilian casualties were inflicted upon the Afghan people during this "War on Terror" (read "War on Dissent and Civil Rights"). Here's a simple equation: Total number of 911 Casualties < Total Dead Afghan Civilians How much hate do you think that foments? Allah is great! You just took all the fun out of being offensive.

I like Necronmicon's avatar, it's really offensive. Page top, bitch.

What's the big deal about using the cell in the BC? My cell makes it possible for me to be out there - otherwise I'd be chained to the office "just like the good old days". Fawk that! I'm going out and will use my cell to do business wherever it is. Cell phones are the best thing to happen in outdoor equipment since the crampon, climbing skin, etc.

Kudos to Necro for making this hapen in his search for the perfect Avatar Image..... I love thread drift.

You WANT offensive? How about this.. or... If that's not horrifying enough...

quote: To which I replied, "ewww, tastes like artificiaaly flavored...spunk."I just heard about a new restaurant that opened downtown and it's supposed to be great. Reservations are had to get but I could probably work that out. Then maybe take in a show after a couple refreshers. What do you say, pick you up Saturday around 8ish?

Good riddance.

Just loose. not that there's anything wrong with hat... [ 09-09-2002, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Poseur ]

Just lose.

Clean is in the eye of the beholder... A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." This they tried and, sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the safety of the shore. Enraged, the male whale told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." How about telling a story joke? I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.......and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy...... how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a...... pencil necked Nazi. He glared at meand started writing another ticket..... for having bald tires!! So I called him.....horse shit. He finished the second ticket......put it on the car with the first......and started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner... The veneerable blonde joke. A blonde was driving home after a Steelers game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow intothe tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said..........."HELLLLOOOOOOOO........You need to roll up the windows!"

Famous Sayings ------------------ Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling! Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My butt. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway Illiterate? Write For Help Honk If Anything Falls Off Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person You! Out Of The Gene Pool! If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [seen upside down on a jeep] Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph... Are Also Timed for 70 mph. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel Boldly Going Nowhere Cat: The Other White Meat Caution - Driver Legally Blonde Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down... Before He Admits He is lost? Money Isn't Everything, But Poverty Sucks! Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It! All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Just Lou having a type A moment... [ 09-06-2002, 12:17 PM: Message edited by: Poseur ]

Sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words...

DIFFICULT WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. Specificity Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon British Constitution IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK Thanks, but I don't want sex. No, I don't want another drink. No kebab for me thank you. Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me. Good evening officer I'm not interested in fighting you. No one wants to hear me sing.

Nooooooooo, not Krusty!!!!

Nazis were called "brown shirts", but what WTF is clown punching?

My last BJ joke... 2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after work. Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!! Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!!

Your Secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this? "The truth is that she has a big mouth!"

Question: Why is the "69" position also called the "smokers position?" Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.

Just Lou, and page top too! [ 08-28-2002, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Poseur ]