Necronomicon

The sad things is there are LITERALLY MILLIONS of kids just like this one in almost every school district in the country. How do you help them all?

You included.

The Weekly Standard is a great source for unbiased analysis.

Bought a truck yesterday. I think it's the most money I've ever spent in such a short time period. Now, all the "shit/fuck/damn bitches" with their Motley Crue shirts, and grass stains on the back of their "come fuck me boots" are looking at me in my rolling phallic symbol.

I would think that you'd be all for checking this chick out. Have you realized your true Butt Pirate nature recently?

Excellent rebutal. We're you on the debate team?

Definite ice runnel at the base of the NF, soon to be buried.

Turns out Larry Flynnt's got them, and won't be releasing them. THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

It's called "interpretation". For example: "From all of Trashkan's posts, I've developed the interpretation that he's a major shit stirrer."

Indeed, Nerco posting pictures of a woman licking the twin towers, even as a Boeing 767 impacts the structure, only serves to promote my position that his ideas are 100% bankrupt. Do you mean .....THIS? This image is meant to portray the "pornification" of the 9/11 attacks. The picture suggests that the media turned images of destruction into "smut" by showing them reapeatedly and gratuitously. The artist is suggesting that the lives and death of these people, an atrocity, have been used exploitively for profit, much like women in pornography. The artist is suggesting that the deaths of these people have been perverted.

I can only hope your post activated "CANNIBAL" and the FBI is kicking down your door at this very moment. Pray that we never meet. Once again, I refer to the fact that Mike Adamson was kicked off this board for making threats, but you and Dr Flash are still free to make assinine and tacit threats against the life of the president. Fucking pricks. Fairweather, I'd like to sincerely thank you for calling me a "fucking prick" for excerising my rights as a free citizen. When you "pray that we never meet", what are you suggesting? Are you going to kick my ass for speaking my mind? You're a fucking tyrant. You'd probably enjoy a big 'ol slobber session on G-Dub's nutsack.

I think we need: More bullshit. More snide comments. No tolerance for shitty chestbeat TRs about weak ass climbs. I agree with Dru's point about this being a public forum. A protion of the general public takes great pleasure in ripping into people's shitty chestbeat TRs. If you want a pat on the back for climbing the Tooth, again, go tell your Mom. I'm sure she'll be impressed.

Bush must wish he'd choked to death on that pretzel.

Really? There are at least 5 other threads that he started on this very topic....not to mention the hundreds of other lame posts he made trying to crash other threads. Where does your example suggest that sport climbers are homosexuals? It's called sublety, Necro. Notice the photos. One photo shows some mangled looking loser. The other shows a swordman attacking you with his foil. The former is meant by Dwayner to represent sport climbers (losers). The latter is meant to represent Dwayner, hacking you to peices with his witty foil. I find nothing in your example that suggests that sport climbers are homosexuals. Try again.

Really? There are at least 5 other threads that he started on this very topic....not to mention the hundreds of other lame posts he made trying to crash other threads. Where does your example suggest that sport climbers are homosexuals?

I couldn't agree more about the chalk. Bolts are usually hard to see, but chalk stands out like a sore thumb.

Who's got 'em?

What better way to build democracy in Iraq, and create love towards the US in the Mid East, then to let them stew in their own broken sewers, with the lights and water off, after we drop tail and run. We're losing "The War on Terror". It's kind of funny. "Operation Iraqi Freedom: Building 10,000 Terrorists EVERY DAY!"

It does not follow the correct 5-7-5 syllabic structure. More like: Mike will eat the cheese that leaks from Trask's feotid ass. "It tastes like Burning!"

I'm hoping a "burly" fart is a fart with a bit more than just gas being passed.

Operation Limp Dick This will really "win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people"...wait a second... where have I heard that before? Here?

It's great to enjoy a FRESH post like this one. If only we could add: Killed by Murder Bombers after losing the "War on Terror".

I was going to suggest to you that you could improve your points be improving your spelling, but, when I quote you, I can see that "ruining" is spelled correctly. I think Jon has released MiZpElBoT 3.1 on your ass. Or, a quick edit?? As far as "ripping into people over spelling errors", i thought that i was being rather polite. The original post contained the non-word "runing". As a reader, I was left with the question: "Does erik mean Bush is running the country or ruining the country." Am I a bad person? Are my eyes hidden behind dark tea glasses, and my pants crusted with semen from constantly jacking off due to lack of rape victims? As far as Bushco Inc., I'm about three years sick of this douche and his douche crew of oil toadies. I can't help but think that each tiny step of evil he forces our society to take is yet another step towards us becoming an EVIL EMPIRE of the same caliber as Nazi Germany. History will mock your docility, especially since we have failed to learn ANY lessons from sixty years ago.

I'm leaving now, to smother myself in my own idiocy. Hopefully, a massive solar coronal ejection will wipe out the Internet, and erase my errors.

I was going to suggest to you that you could improve your points be improving your spelling, but, when I quote you, I can see that "ruining" is spelled correctly. I think Jon has released MiZpElBoT 3.1 on your ass. Or, a quick edit?? edit your own shitty errors necro. check out your first sentence, douche. You Dirty Fuckhole, After struggling to find any spelling errors in my "first sentance", I cut and paste it into Word and did a spell check. Still nothing. You useless tool; I hope no one's life depends on you, -