Figger_Eight

So what's the big deal? Salomon bought them. I like Salomon stuff. Adidas is marginally okay, too. It's not like how the North Face got bought up by Vanity Fair, putting them in the same family as Wrangler Jeans and Eastpak. Bitch bitch moan moan. Jon, if Wal-Mart offered you $10,000 bucks for this site you'd be laughing all the way to Cabo...

Do pullups till the cows come home...then you can start doing calf raises.

May Bonzo live in the hearts and minds of all boys and girls throughout this great nation of ours.

Anything by Britney Spears. When things get rough, I just get a mental picture in my head of her shaking her booty, and send that V-0+ with the sit down start. [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Figger Eight ]

Happy T-Day to all you stupid mo-fos who waste time here.

quote: I hold the new record at now 1660! He'd have even more if he took his finger out of his butt so he can type with two hands.

Wanted: climbers for the West Butt. Team Dan Larson is set to leave next summer. You must have summitted Rainier 11 times by no more than 2 different routes. North Face Met 5 jackets are required. If we get stuck in the tent, we play Chutes and Ladders...don't even think about lighting up. Serious inquiries only.

Hey - it doesn't matter who Alpine Special K, Ass Muncher and 009 are. They're all a bunch of little snow bunny sissies. I was there the next day and saw a bunch of snowplow tracks all the way down the snowfield. Nerf Dong - why don't you go play with Larson over there at the Mountaineers clubhouse. I hear they're knitting ice axe cozies and drinking wine coolers. Cavey...was that you I saw holding your ankles with your back to the pitching machine at the fun park the other day? Try to be more discreet next time.

Hey Ass Muncher - you think up that one all by yourself AlpineK? I thought smoking dope made you more creative...it certainly hasn't made you any smarter.

N.P.H is a bit more clever than Larson...but just as misguided. Nevertheless he is just as worthy a target for libel and slander...just like Hikerwa and his Nerf Dong.

Hey Larson, don't you have some Mountaineers "I'm having trouble getting in touch with my inner self" support group meeting or something? If you want to carry the torch for a drug free America, go to www.noonegivesashit.com.

25 foot fall on an ice screw, which my partner was able to wiggle out when he cleaned it...along with all the other screws I placed. The conditions weren't ideal climbing, needless to say. "Another reason to paint bolts bright colors." Maybe long streamers and flashing lights should be attached to them as well?

Time to put some air in those mountain bike tires...

Hikerwa - the subject wasn't about the prophylactic tool you keep in your pants. Wait...I guess you can consider that your dry-tool.

I am now officially sick of Dan Larson. A fit climbing partner? Only if you want to know where all the rest spots are on the way to Camp Muir. [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Figger Eight ]

Gary's a way cool guy. The North Face sucks ass. Chevy Avalanches suck ass. They probably suck each others' asses. [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Figger Eight ]

After reading this entire thread, I just realized I that I have forever lost the last fifteen minutes of my life and can never get them back. You guys are a bunch of wankers. Now a chick logs in and everyone starts playing nice. Whatever.

The United States body count is already over 4,000 since September 11th. If we kill a few hundred citizens of Afghanistan so be it. This action is just the world resetting itself.

Ohhh...listen to the big tough guys: "I'm gonna fry my brains out and there's not nothin' nobudy can do 'bout it!." Yeah, you and all seven of your brain cells are pretty intimidating.

hmmmm....whillans.....me thinks me knows yo' mama. didn't I see YOU on that little yellow bus the other day?

You just need to get one of these: www.chevrolet.com/avalanche/model_northface.htm I thought I saw Caveman driving around in one the other day.

Spray is good. Just like Erik's momma.

Good trip report with pics here: http://www.turns-all-year.com/inextr/08rj1.jpg

quote: Originally posted by max: let the incesant "my skiing is cooler than yours" begin. Okay...My skiing IS cooler than yours - you bunch of "I wish I could tele - but my skinny little sport climbing legs are too weak" wankers. I hear they're having a sale on one piece Bogner suits at Sturtavents in Bellevue, you might also get a discount on a cat ski trip. Don't forget your season's pass to Steven's - the lifts should open early this year for you Black Diamond heroes.

rules, rules, rules...ya'll sound like a bunch of sport climbers.