[New Forum Police]

he used to be an okay guy. now he just sucks.

[Post Like Catbirdseat Contest]

I wonder what ever happened to Foster Brooks, er, I mean Beck?

[homeland security and you]

anything's better'n sittin on our thumbs pretending nothing will happen -

 

"I know those guys," the informant told the FBI following the 9-11 attacks. "They were my roommates. We used to hang together and stuff, man... but they couldn't hold their toke at all, and after a while I just kinda figured they were cool because they didn't take any of my stash. So um, they were the terrorists guys? Man, that's totally bogus!"

 

[Yep, it's tru]

[homeland security and you]

jesus christ, you people act like you really have something to hide. who gives a shit if they got yer number? unless you commit a crime, no one will ever look at it. fuck, get over it already.

[Post Like Catbirdseat Contest]

"how do I get a letterman's jacket"?

[Since I'm ranting today, here's another]

they deserve to be miserable

fuck em

[homeland security and you]

You hit the nail on the head - willing to assume a certain amount of risk.

[homeland security and you]

So what's your plan for national security Minx? Got any better ideas?

[vague memories of being warm]

she's got pimples on her butt she's nice

[Since I'm ranting today, here's another]

I heard Erik married his goat, Angelina.

[vague memories of being warm]

I don't want to talk about it.

[vague memories of being warm]

hey I know that sista. I'll be down there in March

[vague memories of being warm]

who's the whitebread?

[Lunch of the Day]

Dru, nobody gives a shit what you had for lunch. STFU

[Post Like Catbirdseat Contest]

dru = ward cleaver

[Post Like Catbirdseat Contest]

"The sun came up today. I saw it come up. It was red. This was due to atmospheric scattering. I could see the sun because of energy released as hydrogen is fused to helium."

hahaha, I wish I could post like him for fun, Dru, but I'm not nerdy enuf.

[seasonal affective disorder]

I'm smelling my hand. I've got stank finger ... thanks doll.

[A Shooting in the Neighborhood]

Not really. A gun was the weapon of choice, but this isn't about the weapon, it's about love and hate and revenge. It has the makin's of a good mini-series.

[A Shooting in the Neighborhood]

This is a tragedy for sure. A fucked up crime perpetrated by an obviously unstable moron. Let's not make this a gun issue, okay?

[Since I'm ranting today, here's another]

I thought deadbeat dads were a thing of the past. Doesn't the Gov. get after 'em now ... wage garnishment and shit?

[Trask drinks too much beer]

FUCK ME!!!

[Since I'm ranting today, here's another]

Lots. Nationwide, lots. Now that we're spawning super-kids, they're getting knocked up at a surprisingly young age too. Shit, young girls are hitting puberty now at 10 in some cases. Hold onto your balls lads.

[Since I'm ranting today, here's another]

Lots. Nationwide, lots.

[This kind of shit gravels my ass -]

there's no unenjoyment benefits for the tax cheater either