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    Why is Gaper_#1 blocked

    in Spray

    Posted

    This is Cobra.

     

    Here is one of their instigating quotes-

     

    Quoted below from bolter-

    Nice to see the boys back from Leav-n-worth what do you think of the bullshit this week? Did I start something???? Aaaaaaw shhhit! LOL>>

    End of quote from bolter-

     

    Now who is malicious [Confused] I bet not Gaper_#1 !

    Why is Gaper_#1 blocked

    in Spray

    Posted

    This is Cobra.

    Yes we might all be. Perhaps this offensive Crackbolter should be blocked if Gaper_#1 is blocked. It is true and evident that HeadSpace and Crackbolter only come to instigate bolt wars. I shall search for the posting that identified this. I say block Crackbolter if Gaper_#1 is blocked!

    Why is Gaper_#1 blocked

    in Spray

    Posted

    This is Cobra.

     

    I was arguing sensibly as Gaper_#1 and Jon removed my permissions. Why is this I say? I was told Gaper_#1 was malicious and posted email info here. Perhaps that person should not have emailed Gaper_#1 so many times and made threats to me?

     

    Tell me out there was Gaper_#1 so malicious or did he just bring on the arguments from a controversial standpoint in adult fashion with minor humor at times?

     

    Bring back Gaper_#1! Gaper_#2 is alone now!

    to crowd or not to crowd

    in Climber's Board

    Posted

    quote:
    Originally posted by Lambone:
    Hahaha...

    This is getting a bit off epbs original topic, but if you like boring El Cap stories by all means read on. Take note- I meen no offense towards Koreans, any other nationality or ethnic group for that matter...

    The whole scene involving the team behind us was unlike anything I had ever seen before in climbing. Like pope explained above these guys had a very structured team system. Each member had a specific job, and it was quite the corporate hierarchy.

    One guy (the ropegun) led every pitch, one guy (the bitch) hauled every pitch, one guy cleaned every pitch, and the oldest (the boss) barked orders at every one else. I never figured out exactly what the fifth guy did, maybe he was in charge of packing all their crap up, and they had about six haulbags worth of crap! I've allway thought that it seemed to be an interesting technique for getting a large team up a wall. From our point of view it was pretty entertaining!

    Of course, there was no way we were going to let them pass us, but every morning they would get up at about 5:00 and start getting ready. They'd yell up to wake us up and get moving. We call down profanities and around 8:00 or so we'd crawl out of or bags whip it out and give them a pissing contest!
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    Regardless of our differences, we were all pretty damn happy to be up there together. Until they showed up at Camp 6...

    [ 12-08-2001: Message edited by: Lambone ]

    So I guess you are a bigot Iamboner? Just because these "foreigners" used a different style than yours means they are "entertaining". Is "entertaining" your own word for some other definition? Perhaps something like stupid or dumb? I guess so. I climb with someone that is Korean every once in a while. My guess is that he would find your story repulsive.

    You would not let them pass? What do you have some sort of ego problem? You yelled obscenities or racial remarks? What a friendly climber you portray yourself as but this is obvious you are just as much an jerk as the next guy posting here. "Differences" Does that mean different race or something?

    So you say also that the foreigners are rude thieves. Give me a break. There is more crime here than in Austria for example. Is it not true that Americans steal as well. What a stereotype you portray of climbers from other countries.

    [ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: Cobra ]

    Other Legend Sightings

    in Spray

    Posted

    quote:
    Originally posted by pope:

    Cobra, that's beautiful. We should have some kind of turd competition at the big cc.com bash at Bridge Creek camp (see Beck for details). I've got a special high-fiber diet involving celery, pine needles, together with a special ingredient which keeps everything glued together without retarding the delivery process.

    Anyway, I saw Paul Myhre interviewed on King-5 television last night, but that's not the amazing part. What struck me as particularly unusual is that the interview was not conducted at Gustav's. Guess it requires a brush fire to get that guy away from the tits-n-butts-beer one may experience at that joint.

    [This message has been edited by pope (edited 08-16-2001).]

    I will get a saucy one ready. I think it will top yours.

     

    Ropegun Hookers

    in Climber's Board

    Posted

    Several years ago while climbing at Smith Rocks fulltime I encountered a subculture at the crag I began calling "Rope Gun Hookers". There we're a couple of girls who would attach themselves to the most prominent leader at the crag and second all the climbs they could get themselves dragged up. Once that ropegun ran out of steam they would move on to the next victim leaving the other guy feeling lousy. This happened to my friend, and yes, the girl and he we're supposed to be "together".

    After he "blew his wad" whipping off Chain Reaction she dumped him 2 days later claiming that they were not right for one another. 4 days later she was with another guy who was just breaking into low .13's. Guess my boy couldn't pull down good enough. Besides this girl there were several others around doing roughly the same thing. Now my other buddy is getting whipped on this hooker who I suspect who is wanting nothing more than a free ride.

    I see alot of girls at the crag, and hear alot of them spray about this climb or that climb they "did". When I know damn good and well that their boyfriend led the entire climb with them along for aesthetics. That's bullshit ladies. So if you're one of those go buy a goddamed rack and start leading something on your own. Sure I've rope gunned for my girlfriends too, but at least they don't act like they are some fucking rock goddesses or something. And they could lead 5.11 on gear so it's not like I was doing them a favor or anything.

    Sorry to all women who lead their own climbs. To the guys who make their girlfriends lead all the climbs: Good work guys! smile.gif

    [This message has been edited by Cobra (edited 08-07-2001).]

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