Dear Humans,
Dear to the supreme level of self absorption exhibited on this site and elsewhere on this little pathetic rock you call earth, earth will be blown up. We thought we would keep you little hairless monkeys around as pets but truth is we no longer find you cute and you're a very annoying race. That and earth is obstructing our view of venus. So do whatever you do when faced with THE Apocalypse and we will get back to you with a countdown...or not!! <chuckle> Ok continue bickering and chattering in your little self important manner.
Beldar