ScottP

CMI cam nut.

Removed this by hand out of the crux exit move of an old aid route on Moonstone Beach in Humboldt County. There were several bolts making up an aid ladder that looked equally ugly.

Yes. Time and place for every kind of music. That kind of music is reserved for explosive diarrhea. Fixed it for you.

(Arguably) Clapton is god Clapton plays back up to John Lee Hooker ergo John Lee Hooker is god.

...and you're not gonna replace it with wind farms and dreams:

Diamond Dave or the Red Rocker? Who's the greatest?

Old Skool. Now it's the ability to order a beer and nachos on your DS at the same time you are seeing the blown call by the home plate ump on the Nintendo Fan Network.

I doubt Lodestone was looking for an autobiography.

"Things came to a head in 1988 when Bachar discovered that a ground-up project of his on Cottage Dome had been rappel bolted, and that Kauk's car was in the parking lot. In retaliation he chopped a route on Arch Rock that had been rap bolted by Kauk and Mark Chapman. An angry Kauk and Chapman confronted Bachar in the Camp 4 parking lot. Kauk says he walked up to Bachar and said, "What gives you the right to take someone's route out?" Bachar says that Kauk threw a punch, but pulled back at the last second, his fist waving in the air. "I didn't flinch," says Bachar. Kauk says he did not throw a punch, even a pulled one, and that he simply walked off despite Bachar yelling, "Why don't you hit me, why don't you hit me?" egging him on. Chapman then stepped up and told Bachar that he would "kick your ass" if he ever chopped his bolts again. Bachar replied that there was no point in waiting and to, "Go ahead and punch me." "I was shocked," says Chapman, "and when he said it again a switch just went off and I hit him." The punch landed on Bachar's neck. "My left arm went numb and I went to the hospital," he says. Bachar pressed charges and Chapman was arrested for assault." source

This is Lauren. (The curator of vortex.com)

Like the rest of you, Lauren has way too much free time.

I'm guessing if your meds could talk to you, they'd say they aren't working.

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About 14 letters big... You fucked up your own vibe by adding another level to your asshole quotient.

Not interested, but thanks for playing.

Kinda goes along with...

oops, I forgot the smiley face...

Wow! A back-to-back hasty generalization and display of cultural ignorance. Dude, you're on a roll.

What islands are you talking about Trashtarp&tenta? Haole = Hawaiian. Johnny Too Bad has reggae origins (Jamaica, mon) and is more about a bad bwoy than irie.

That all depends on who's performing it.

The beauty of it is, you can pack what ever you want in your pack/haulbag/manpurse and your team can be whoever/whomever. Flokati rug-lined handcuffs on the anchor for the King Swing, Dru? You make the call.

There's fantasy football and fantasy baseball and there's whatever dru does in the privacy of his own home, but I was thinking that it might be fun to have Fantasy Climbing. You could pick any route in the world, climbed or not, and drop any climber in the world, you or Fred or Rebuffat or Kevbone, at the base with the equipment cache of your choice. Plug in the weather/route conditions and/or objective hazards and call the shots on decisions throughout the ascent. You could plug in parapente or ski descents or single rope rappels off dead vegetable anchors. Live or die by your own merit in a virtual mountain world.

Bacon Cheese Roll

Almost as good as bacon fried in butter...