glacier

"Oh look, honey, new neighbors!"

Da dum da dum da dum... Great White Shark Caught Off Washington Coast OCEAN SHORES, WA... While the ocean vessel 'Dawn Raider' was commercial fishing for dogfish, this Great White was hooked in the mouth but only resisted slightly for 15 minutes before it came up alongside the boat to have a look; long enough for one of the crew members to slip a rope around it's tail !!! And that's when the shit hit the fan!! The Shark took off towing the 42 foot fishing boat backwards through the water at about 7 Knots. Just like in JAWS, the boat was taking on water over the stern and the crew watched in horror as the shark would actually jump completely out of the water at times. This went on for an hour before the shark finally drowned. She weighed in at 1035 LBS. It is suspected she followed a weak El Nino current into local waters in search of food. Although mid 60 deg. water is considered ideal for these sharks, the larger ones can tolerate water in the low 50s.

Climbing with hexes is HARD WORK! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

Mammatus clouds

James Dean died in a car wreck.

Nah...

View from the office this afternoon: (Seattle PI says broken bones, nothing life threatening - but those guys were probably feeling like Wile E. Coyote)

git drunk and shoot things!!1! yeeHAW!11!!

The girlfriend has been instructed to shout "Don't grab the fucking draw!" and "Pull your head out of your ass!" when I'm cheesing out on lead. I expect we will be traumatizing small children at an area near you.

Beware, this could be you! (especially Dru)

Nah, he was middle-aged - definite mountie material.

Yeah, but have you seen an ivory-billed woodpecker?

Bowmore doesn't suck. Love the Big L, but Bowmore's got better balance.

Maybe you should get different seats.

So, my sweetie and I were at the ballet last week, taking in a bit of culture and enjoying watching fit, flexible people flit around. Now, I am used to seeing a wide definition of "formal" wear at Seattle cultural events - jeans to evening wear, but this is the first time I have spotted (drum roll please)... Shorts and polypro. Now, there was only one, he wasn't wearing a helmet with tape, and the 10 essentials were not in sight, so I couldn't be sure that it was a Mountaineer, but it did seem a bit amiss. Comments? Explanations?

Transformers vs. GI Joe!

just had to find the right pix

Cat v iguana? Who cares - they both taste like chicken. How about Ewok vs. Fraggle?

It's clearly an installer remover.

Locate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Just a sec, what's that under the couch? .... Never mind, just my Furby.

Lighting fireworks out of my ass

Pain - "Antidote"

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches, Mike’s got flu, Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you...