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Retrosaurus

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  1. If you were house broken, you could stay in the house. You are probably tough on the grass.
  2. Oh, I feel so silly. Duh, at the campground, of course.
  3. Where is the best camping at Skaha?
  4. "Hey, did you see that? That guy's gripper shoes just pop right off!" Spoken by a guy with a pair of Quarks and wearing a pair of Sorels.
  5. You French are so rude and are likely to defecate ANYWHERE!!!!
  6. Someone yelling down from Canary Ledge: "Hey, someone up here is telling me I shouldn't lower off with the rope running thru the sling." His paid guide from a reputable guide service had just set up a TR with the rope running directly through the slings, had belayed him up the first pitch of Canary and was about to lower him off when someone on the ledge from another party spoke up.
  7. Yeah, Frenchman Coulee is a heap but, Stems and Seeds would be classic even if it was at Squamish.
  8. It is gonna be fukked up until your not a goober anymore. BTW, If you stack the rope in a pile on the ledge and don't kick it around very much, it feeds just as well off the bottom of the pile 99% of the time.
  9. Chuck: "Is this a call for privatization of USFScampgrounds? -Too late. It has already happened. U.S.Trails. Where have you been? leithal, Be careful what entities get involved in aquisition. The last thing we need is another fiasco like Peshastin Pinnacles being turned over to the State Park system. It should have become property of some sort of local cooperative entity. You now get expensive tickets for being in the parking lot after a specific hour, which changes. When was the last time you were overdue on a climb? For me it is like 50% of the time. Slezyjackoffski, No new buildings in the Icicle? Where have you been. Every time I drive up there, there is a new building. Someone will build there. Should it be something that will benefit the climbing community or a private residence that may or may not be ammenable to the climbing public crossing or climbing on their property? You do not need a bunkhouse, momma &pappa's garage works just fine for you. Some of us are sick of getting hassled by "THE MAN". THE MAN is systematically shutting down the "plenty of free places to camp". I took my kid camping up there a couple of weeks ago and hiked into a closed USFS campground. I couldn't use the outhouses because THE MAN has deadbolt locks on all the doors. THE MAN doesn't want anyone to shit in the woods without opening up their wallet. "the truth is, "if you build it THEY will come..." and then the icicle won't be the prestine and vacant place it is.... Sheesh! " The truth is: THEY ARE ALREADY HERE. And the Icicle is not pristine or vacant. I picture something like a primitive hostel. A place to sleep with a roof. A common area too cook in. Full of people having cool fun; not people in RVs. And CHEAP!!!
  10. Perfect location for a climbers' bunkhouse/hostel. I would love to pay for that before I pay a forest circus campground host.
  11. Found a dildo. Yeah, that's right. 120-volt AC, piston-action, vibrating dildo, in of all places, Orchard Rock, stuffed in "Cunt Crack". April 27, 1985.
  12. That is a sure sign of a looser.
  13. Just found out I have today free. I can be in 11worth in an hour. Any takers? 509-745-9078
  14. and in season for ticks too . Swarms of the little bastards, pouring down the cliffs.
  15. What help? Piss off!! Oh yeah, yer welcome
  16. That's some seriously funny shit. Of course, you had to not be there.
  17. Ignorance of that festering cesspool of humanity known the Seattle metro area is a sure sign of elevated mental/moral function.
  18. Castle Rock. Started late because it was snowing and an inch and a half of snow on the ground when I woke up. 9 pitches. Rained for about an hour while we were on Canary, so that was fun.
  19. And did he also tell you that "One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small"?
  20. C'mon, we know all you really need is a few sports bras in attendance or a web cam.
  21. Hmm. I see. Lack of easy access complicates posing and detracts from the quality of your climbing experience.
  22. None of your beezwax. Leave me alone. We're through. I mean it. I can get a restraining order.
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