Retrosaurus

GYMS SUCK!!!

Baaaa! Baaaa!

When it is hot enough, you will use chalk and like it. When you are dripping with sweat you will not forget it is there.

exactly

Demand royalties, Dru.

The Bowline on a bite technique is overly complicated and unnecessarily difficult to set up. An easier technique that I use ( never seen it elsewhere) is to: (1)put a locker on each bolt, (2) clip in to one with a figure eight on a bight with a long bight (so that the distance from the carabiner to knot itself is greater than the distance to the 2nd bolt), (3) clove hitch the locker on the 2nd bolt and adjust to equalize. Bam bam. Quick and clean. Requires the absolute minimum of gear. You can put a biner or draw through the body of the figure eight knot to belay through also.

The Bowline on a bite technique is overly complicated and unnecessarily difficult to set up. An easier technique that I use ( never seen it elsewhere) is to: (1)put a locker on each bolt, (2) clip in to one with a figure eight on a bight with a long bight (so that the distance from the carabiner to knot itself is greater than the distance to the 2nd bolt), (3) clove hitch the locker on the 2nd bolt and adjust to equalize. Bam bam. Quick and clean. Requires the absolute minimum of gear. You can put a biner or draw through the body of the figure eight knot to belay through also.

Of course Dick never has done a first ascent.

Not that I think Crack of Doom is 10b, but when VK asked for info for the new guide did you step up and offer any useful advice/beta/corrections? or did you offer your predictable selection of snide remarks? Thanks. I didn't bolt any cracks for it either.

On the contrary, forget Burgundy Spire. The rock is lousy, the climbing mostly forgetable, the only real noteworthy thing about Burgundy is it's one of the harder Washington summits to obtain. (no "walk-ups") The other routes mentioned are far superior. The North Ridge variation to the North Face route is stellar. Incredible positions and huge exposure on a solid knife edge ridge.

No. Just gotta be not stupid.

I thought that the reason they got hauled around in the black bag was because Jardine could not afford to patent them until The Yosemite Airplane.

Not only am I that old, you are that young. What would you know about the advent of friends? Did your daddy tell you about it?

Do it yourself in 10 minutes for $1.50. No special parts; no special tools.

OK, they were available somewhere but no one used them. They were definitely not proven trustworthy. They had moving parts and stuff. Yeah. Crack of Doom particularly. ...and so will Crack of doom in the next edition of the guide. (Remember PAs?) A youthful 42. I don't think I would recognize New Wave Dave without lycra. And it seems like I read a letter in in a climbing rag from a "Dane" about 10 years ago , bragging about being old and fat and out-of-shape and still cranking harder than the punks. Maybe it was 15 years ago?

Any one want to participate in my bolt chopping clinic at The Pearly Gates?

Just found out that the new book has Crack of Doom as 5.10b. When I first climbed it before cams it was 5.9. The last guidebook had it at 5.10a. I thought cams made routes easier. Now it is 5.10b? Every other 5.10 route on Castle is harder. Devil's Fright at 5.10b is way harder . The Bone at 5.9 is not significantlly harder than Crack of Doom. Whoever gave input to increase the rating must never have climbed other 5.10 routes on Castle. At this rate I will be soloing 5.11 when I'm 50. Maybe it will be easier when it gets bolted?

Illustrates how a deficit in mental agility can be compensated for with persistence. Hang in there Catbird.

Don't listen to these bozos. Keep your feet on the rock. It is easier to keep your head above your feet that way.

Keep your feet off the rock? Really? Where are you going to put them? In your pack?

Never had that problem. Maybe you could find a support group for spastics. Best you can get here is unbridled sarcasm and ridicule.

One thing you can count on: the USFS will do every thing it can to sell the commons back to the users on a per use basis. By selling to a concessionaire, they can process less transactions per $ collected. It is all about the money. Fuck the USFS.

I am sure that nearly all (or all) the bolts on Goat Dome were drilled on rappel. The point that I was alluding to was that it is much more rewarding to make moves above your protection rather than below it. By today's standards a well-bolted route has a bolt at arms reach above every crux. Glorified toproping. There are dangerous runnouts and there are interesting runnouts. Er, I mean, there used to be.

I don't train. I climb.